Mutuals Can Always Dm Me But Be Warned I Talk Like Your Coworker Who Is Trying Too Hard To Get To Know

big fan of the yorksey ship bc theyre both your evil ex in 2 different fonts. ny your evil ex who has no emotion and does not care if you live or die he has no soul left his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and MISERY. nj your evil ex convinced his mediocre emo band is god's gift to earth and that wearing baggy teeshit baggy jeans makes him the next indie icon his hobbies are CHAINSMOKING and GASLIGHTING. they deserve each other becayse theyre TERRIBLE!

House MD is awesome it's like. Did you know self harm isn't always physical. Sometimes it's sabotaging your relationships so you can feel emotional pain when people leave you. Now he's dancing with a boombox

“gay or european?” NO. gay or from new england. is that a lesbian or just a woman from maine??

Man, I disappear for a few years and I come back to Ben not really making State content anymore and the fandom which was already practically non-existent down to even less people.

me when school is actually horrible and awful and not like the i'm not okay video at all

Doing the YMCA at the dying fetus concert

I be wondering why it takes me so long to write and then I write one (1) sentence then spend 40 minutes scrolling aimlessly through tumblr

I don’t think we’ve welcomed Idaho— sorry, IOWA — to the table yet!

Happy to use wttt week as an excuse to love on my school state.

(More fun facts under the cut)

About American Gothic — Grant Wood drew his artwork from his rural Iowa experiences.

About the pig — A major, MAJOR pork producer, Iowa has more pigs than people.

About the book — Iowa City is a hub for creative writers. I bet he corrects fanfic grammar. I’ve also heard that some farmers like to listen to audiobooks while working.

About the hat — Kum & Go is a well loved local gas station because of its… evocative… name. There’s merch. For how much longer, though?

About the shirt — Raygun prints hilarious (mostly) Iowa based T shirts. As seen in the actual table videos!

About the poster — WNBA star Caitlin Clark brought fame to the University of Iowa and to women’s basketball as a whole. You can’t not love her.

About walking tacos — A favorite casual meal you might see at a fair or football game, but also sometimes served at the state capitol. No tortilla required, much to the disgust of the southwest!