“There is no happiness. There is no joy.”
“Just fuckin do it.”
“What does it matter?”
“I haven’t seen my wife in two weeks.”
“STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!! STOP!!!”
“Ah, you slut!”
“You’ve got to be shitting the fuck out of me.”
“Kill me.”
Jeremy calls his wife to tell her he’s locked in a two and a half hour game of Uno- “I’ll be home when I can be home.”
“The game is braking down.”
“You fucking whore.”
“YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS.” “THANK YOU.” -door slams-
“It’s the Uno credit song! It was Geoff’s idea!”
Pairing: Michael/Gavin (Mavin)
Rating: G (TEETH ROTTINGLY SWEET, DIABETES ENDUCING FLUFF)
Words: 1796
“I loved five other people before you.”
“What were their names?”
“Who, what, when, where, and why.”
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Ryan Jhun picked Jongin, Chanyeol, Taemin, Baekho, and Mark for boy group avengers & he said it’s game over if Kai and Taemin dance together (source: @kimjoninis)
and to your right you’ll see the the rooster teeth fandom, collectively screaming over a man dancing in a gimp suit, a man in a murderer costume, and a human pyramid topped by a british twink.
all these photos are fantastic but allow me to direct your attention to this particular part
and think about how michael is strong enough to carry ryan and please cry with me
♡ Dan and Gavin in this video ♡
Michael Jones calling Gavin “baby” in the Outlast 2 Play Pals Reblog if u agree
The Vagabond and the Golden Boy? Oh no, they’re more dangerous than you would think. See, they egg each other on; if there was even the slightest hint of restraint left in the Vagabond, it vanishes around the Golden Boy. And with an attack dog like the Vagabond at his heels, the Golden Boy becomes wilder, cockier, and crueler. Those two together? You run.
Happy #ObamaDay
(photos by pete souza, official white house photographer)
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