Maple Syrup

You see an eldritch creature with a million million eyes. Neither of you speak but you know it's love when you look up, and you see through his eyes looking through your eyes at his eyes. For a brief, beautiful moment before you're both blinded by a recursive loop your eyes meet.

You curl up next to him to snuggle the void-flesh at the base of the mound and call him "Daddy Aliya" because you've seen what he sees and you know each one of those eyes is watching the world through another man's life. To him every second is an eternity's worth of experiences; you are not sure if he even notices.

How the fuck do I slow my feed down without unfollowing people?

every time i click away the feed has another dozen entries

If I am elected president I promise to kill the president.

I mean by the time they were done with him he was planted in the ground like a tuber, and he was braindead, so the entire thing is technically a vegetable

A proper salad consists of three divine components:

ingredience (vegitable of all kin)

indulgence (dressing, oil, salt, croutons, cheese, etc)

violence (chopp and shred that shit asunder)

this is an unacceptable proposition and i will steal your kidneys

please god help me i got toothpaste in my hair and it's not coming out

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

a ukulele and a revolver with one bullet in it played with a massive grin.

My guilty pleasure right now is watching luxury hotel reviews and I found this british guy who keeps accidentally clipping into the backrooms.

He's unintentionally making the best liminal horror content on youtube

feels like home

C o l l a g e c r e a t e d b y m y s e l f a n d w h i c h I t i t l e d . . . " 𝑾𝒆𝒍𝒄𝒐𝒎𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒎𝒆 "

What the fuck this is fire

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work