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I am out of nerds

how many nerds do i have to shove up my ass before i see god?

Man i still remember back when i was optimistic and witty. Used to love wordplay and stupid jokes. Did a lot of stupid nerdy stuff like calculating the terminal velocity of an oreo.

Now i just kind of want to die.

What if we kissed in the field of eyes?

The Salt lake temple isn't even the best temple in Utah. If you're going to visit Utah, go to the national parks like Bryce Canyon or Arches National Park. There is nothing else worthwhile in this godforsaken state. (I would know. I currently live in Utah.) If you're going to visit Nebraska, maybe take a trip to Joslin Art Museum or Lincoln, and ask a local where good food is. Nebraska is better to live in than to visit(there is basically nothing to do if you don't live there). Iowa has some nice hiking trails such as the Lewis and Clark trail which I used to enjoy. The land itself isn't too bad especially near the river but as far as tourism goes there really isn't much to do even if it can be relaxing in the right time of year. No idea why you'd visit a baseball field in the literal most boring part of Iowa or why it's popular enough to make this list? It's not even in a good part of Iowa lmao. The best part of Iowa is on the border with Nebraska. Corn palace was at least basically the only fucking worthwhile thing to do in....wait what the fuck seriously? South Dakota has beautiful lakes and amazing trails and you visit a fucking random building with corn taped to its sides in the middle of god damn nowhere. Its proximity to a highway is not an excuse. I've been there. It's a literal waste of time. Perfect definition of tourist trap. The only redeeming attribute of Wyoming is the Yellowstone area and maybe the mountains. At least the bean is in Chicago. If you're in Chicago you're already in one of the most interesting parts of Illinois and have access to much better attractions. But the Mall of America? The Mall of America is way too far out there to even consider visiting even if you lived in Iowa lmao. Enjoy your 5 hour car ride to the middle of a state there is literally nothing to do or see in. If it were in literally any other state no one would fault it. It's basically just not worth the drive. Worth noting the only two ones in states i mentioned i have not been to are Carhenge and Field of dreams, because having lived in both of those states i know enough to say they're both not worth the effort.

Is there like a cure for constantly being horny?

It's been -78 days since the last day i didn't randomly think about gay sex and that's only if you count the day i realized i didn't think about gay sex which is still technically thinking about gay sex. If you don't I have no clue what it's like to not have your thoughts filled with AGGRESSIVE GAYNESS.

You ever feel like you've been in the backrooms before? Like going about your day then suddenly you feel like nothing is real even though you know it is? Do you ever think maybe the reason so many of these places feel familiar to the point you know you've been there before is because you've been in the backrooms this entire time, or maybe the dreams you have of locations you've never been to are just memories of roaming a hollowed out version of reality somewhen in your life?

I have this feeling every time i look at this(and some other) images. I feel like I know what the kitchen looks like because I've been there in a dream when i was younger.

I found rusty paperclip on the college campus yesterday. I picked it up because it reminded me of myself.

An asexual and an aromantic would make the worst odd couple imaginable.

Literally incapable of reconciling their differences or even feeling what the other person feels. They're good friends but neither of them understand the context clues the other is sending. One is always screwing the neighbors and the other is constantly confused when their attempts to romance a brick wall bear no fruits.

Easily the worst fucking sitcom possible. Every single scene is uncomfortable. None of the jokes land. nothing ever gets resolved. "But at least normal people would understand ace/aero better as a result", the marketing team pitches! Only to find out that the sitcom actually makes people understand them worse.

Runs a good first season and is immediately canceled with a cliffhanger ending

addickted

dick makes people mentally ill. dick havers, dick wannabes and dick lovers are all insane. it's like toxoplasmosis, you have compulsive need to defend and push and worship dicks all the time and spead your dick mania to everywhere you go.

this seems rational and grounded in empirical evidence