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Irish people; The faeries aren’t real

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🎃 Samhain 🎃

Hi loves, hope you all are doing well!

Today we are going to be learning about Samhain, since we are now officially in the spooky scary time of the month!

What is Samhain?

Samhain is a festival of Celtic origin (Ireland, England, Wales, Scotland and France) and is also known as Celtic New Year's Day.

It marks the end of the harvest season and the beginning of winter, also called the 'darker half' of the year.

Traditionally, it is celebrated on October 31st at sunset and ends on November 1st sunset.

Samhain was the time when the doorways to the Otherworld opened (the veil between worlds becomes the thinnest), and this allowed supernatural beings and souls of the dead to come into our world.

Due to this, Samhain is known as a festival for the dead.

What are its correspondents?

Colour

Black, Orange, Purple, White, Gold, Silver

Animals

Black cats, Bats, Owls, Ravens

Foods

Apples, Pumpkins, Butternut squash, Sweet potatoes, Turnips, Apple Cider, Root Vegetables, Tea Brack, Hazelnuts, Pomegranate

Crystals

Obsidian, Jet, Onyx, Bloodstone, Smokey quartz, Aquamarine, Carnelian

Incense

Sandalwood, Sage, Patchouli, Sweetgrass

Herbs

Allspice, Rosemary, Sage, Nutmeg, Mint

Deities

Bast, Ishtar, Anubis, Cernunnos, Herne, The Horned God, Loki, Odin, Osiris

Simple Ways to Celebrate

Carving pumpkins!

Recreating old family recipes

Hazelnut and Blackberry picking

Decorate your altar (If you have or use one!)

Bake some Samhain inspired recipes such as brack!

Search for fossils!

Decorate your home!

If you have cats at home spend some or more time with them!

See you later loves! I will try to update some more spells and maby recipes later on!

A wee grumphie🐷

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