You Will Not Believe The Date I Just Had

listen!!! normalize giving swords as romantic gestures!!!

it drives me crazy how humans are just meant to hold each other. how come when you hold someone's hand, your fingers just perfectly lock with theirs? how is it that when you hug someone, your face fits just right in the crook of their neck? how can your hands cup someone's face like that's their only primary function? it cannot be coincidence that our bodies are fully capable of holding another... we were designed to love

i think the only thing wrong with some of us is that we’re being robbed of traditional jobs like woodworking artisans and witch doctors and being forced to like… write a cv and breathe stale air conditioner air when we should be barefoot hauling oranges from an orchard…

not enough people die from complications of the hubris anymore

B L O O D T Y P E : S O L I D G O L D ✨

HP fandom: Hermione’s clearly a morosexual. I mean, she fancies Ron!

Ron Weasley: *is a literal chess master*

Ron Weasley: *is a strategic genius*

Ron Weasley: *is incredibly knowledgeable about the wizarding world*

Ron Weasley: *suspected that Lockhart was a fraud months before it was revealed*

Ron Weasley: *noticed Hermione’s weird behaviour due to the time turner when virtually no-one else did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the horcrux being alive before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *suspected the taboo on Voldemort’s name before both Harry and Hermione did*

Ron Weasley: *came up with the idea to get the basilisk fangs to destroy the horcruxes*

Ron Weasley: *remembered the house-elves during the battle of Hogwarts when even Hermione forgot*

Ron Weasley: *has repeatedly proved how smart, capable and intelligent he is, despite not being especially studious*