Me With My Friends:

Want to try something new? Try Maladaptive Daydreaming!!!

It’s the best way to spend your time when you’re alone with your own thoughts!

It has a lot of amazing benefits, including!:

Wasting between a quarter and a half of your day daydreaming instead of doing useful stuff!

Pacing around your room like a caged animal until you feel dizzy and your legs hurt!

Jumping, running or doing sudden movements in the most intense moments that can lead to you accidentally hurting yourself in the furniture from running straight into it!

Making the same faces as the characters to visualize them better in your head!

Daydreaming in public, including the weird movements and faces, and hoping nobody saw you!

Making yourself happy, sad, angry or panicked just by daydreaming something as vividly as possible!

Dropping whatever you were doing just to daydream! Washing yourself? Doing your homework? Paying attention in class? Drawing? No!! Your daydream is more important!!

Imagining yourself as the-nobody-who-turned-into-a-hero-and-is-admired-by-everyone because no one cares about you irl!

Having multiple storylines with the same characters and alternating between them while you try to find the best one to keep!

Stopping the fictional daydream you’ve worked for almost half of your life just because a furry anime that came out recently has almost the same plot as your daydreams, and feeling like you’re stealing their idea!

Switching your daydreams from a fictional world with fictional characters to using real life people!

Daydreaming about situations that have a close to zero chance of happening, and obsessing over them happening!

And if they can happen irl, daydreaming about them until you actually do them!!

Daydreaming about people you’ll never meet, and I don’t mean only celebrities!

Obsessively daydreaming about said people as a coping mechanism that you’ll never meet them in real life!!

Slightly altering your daydream after you find something new about those people, which conflicts with the current storyline!

Having dramatic daydreams about what someone might say and what you’ll answer and how you’ll feel, only to get an underwhelming answer irl!

Imagining THE worst scenario if something bad happens to someone and you know about it only vaguely, and seeing it so clearly in your head that you panic because you don’t know what’s actually happening to them irl!

Taking the “thinking about what you could’ve said in an argument” to the next level and preparing yourself in case one happens based on vague hints that it might happen!

Daydreaming so much about an idea and for a longer period of time, “waking up” and being sad that the daydream wasn’t real even though you knew it wasn’t real from the get-go!

And this is only my experience! Yours could be completely different! Maybe even better than mine!!

Experts recommend starting it as early as possible, preferably in kindergarten!! So you can daydream for as long as this short life allows you!!

Soon enough you won’t want to live in this boring “real” life anymore!

actually I think we as a society should have more rock/metal covers of dancey pop songs. just in general. like imagine Take It Off by kesha but Bad Omens plays it. fireball by pitbull but it’s Ice Nine Kills. DJ snake and Justin beiber’s Let me love you but it’s My Chemical Romance. is anyone listening

I love this.

Okay we’ve all seen enemies to lovers and friends to lovers. We’ve even seen idiots to lovers. But here’s a new spicy trope for y’all: annoyances to lovers. One or both ppl realizing that they’re in love w the most irritating person they know. Life for them is just one constant facepalm but damn they wouldn’t have it any other day.

i was so in love with 5 of these people yall can guess as to who

THIS

hopefully may will be kinder to me

“She knew she didn’t matter, had been told it since she was a little girl. If her soul belonged to Jesus in the next world, in this one her flesh belonged to any who would feed it, clothe it, shelter it. That was just the world as it was.”

— J.M. Miro, Ordinary Monsters

Yep..yep

'to be continued'

me:

Wanda: Probably gonna murder someone

Marvel fandom:

ME, i literally couldnt tell a girl her eyes were pretty bc my brain just went to mush

how do you flirt with a girl

how do you talk to girls

i am the worst at this LMAO this is why im still single my brain goes to mush when women talk to me

(Please god I had to block like 15 of them today)