Alright Everybody

In light of recent events, let’s not forget that H. Bomberguy is responsible for driving a formerly-beloved transphobic TV writer into a downward spiral that cost him his career and his family… all by playing Donkey Kong.

gay people never just say "youre cute" its always gotta be shit like "MACHINE, TURN BACK NOW" and "YOU MAKE EVEN THE DEVIL CRY" and "BEHOLD THE POWER OF AN ANGEL" and also "AS THE RIGHTEOUS HAND OF THE FATHER I SHALL REND YOU APART AND YOU WILL BECOME INANIMATE ONCE MORE" and then they keep teleporting above you and trying to kill you with a sword etc etc like oh my god stooooppp

The terminal is where you communicate intimately with your OS (and run neofetch on)

Don't imagine you know what a computer terminal is.

A computer terminal is NOT some clunky old television with a typewriter in front of it.

It is an interface where the mind and body can connect with the universe and move bits of it about.

lord the peasants are so loud today

hello transgender woman on reddit. before you is a transfem who is pre-everything asking about how to get a close shave on facial hair. if you reply "just get laser hair removal" a bomb will go off killing you instantly

transfemme and transmasc solidarity! (prints available)

mutual 1: I want to turn that man's prostate into silly putty

mutual 2: here's smth i doodled during science class lol

mutual 3: pls remember that you personally can drink milk and still be a lactose intolerance ally!! anyone who tells you otherwise doesn't know their history :]

mutual 4: fucking a robot girl in the ass call that backend programming

mutual 5: holy shit I need him so fucking bad holy shit holyyy shit oh my god

mutual 6: anyone get kind of horny putting the ignition key in the car....it's so intimate....turning him on....

mutual 7: so lets talk about where scrimblo's arc is realistically going- I know a lot of people are trying to argue that he's being manipulated but this ignores the fact that there is clearly unresolved conflict between him and bleebus about their moralities

mutual 8: happy propeller penis thursday

mutual 9: "scrimblo and bleebus need to discuss their morality" god forbid a pathetic boywife does some torture 🙄🙄

mutual 10: WHO IS HYPED FOR THE NEW ALBUM LETS FUCKING GO

mutual 11: guys we're not getting a new album

mutual 12: please stop sending me death threats

mutual 13: why is my whole dash talking about this band I don't even listen to.....

mutual 14: hey boy nice knife wound can i put my tongue in it

mutual 15: i'm going to fall into lake michigan

Multitasking but im not actually doing anything productive