It-crowd-unexpected-reboot - 1T CR0WD UN3XP3CT3D R3B00T

Which of these men would you rather date?

For this scenario, imagine you're a heterosexual woman in your 20s. You can be a bit of a screw up but are generally normal, you just find yourself in weird situations sometimes.

Options:

Daniel, a security guard who likes quizzes and used to like you until you accidentally prevented him from winning a lot of money. He now hates the sight of you and it’s really awkward. He also has some anger issues.

Bill, a known player and generally sexist and disrespectful man who treats women like prizes to collect. Is rude to waitstaff. Doesn't like tapas. Talks about your sex life openly. Once got haunted by a ghost.

Phillip, a cosy scottish accountant with lots of friends in the theatre. Very into PDA. Secretly gay and in denial about it.

Douglas, a man who inherited his dad’s company and is slowly running it into the ground. Is CONSTANTLY horny and has pretty much no respect for women. Has more money than sense and is as dumb as a bag of bricks. Has nice hair.

Peter, a kind of cringy, optimistic and wholesome guy. Can cook well. Loves hugs and telling goofy stories. Is kind of up himself but not harmful at all. Is encouraging of you and your dreams. His full name sounds like a really bad word and it’s really embarrassing when people bring it up.

Gary, a builder who’s tall, bald and not very conventionally attractive. Once thought a woman was in love with him and was nice about it. Good at his job. Fairly normal. But once pissed in your sink as revenge because you falsely accused him of pissing in your sink.

Michael, a driving instructor and generally nice guy. He just REALLY looks like a magician. Like distractingly so. Despite this, he’s really bad at doing magic.

FATHERRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

Wait a minute….

Wait a minute!

THE MONKEY!!!!!!!!!!

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!

*HE’S GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE!!!!!*

Yeah this could’ve been a Parallels post but I felt it would’ve been funnier as a regular post.

Shut up, my reasoning is sound!

URGENT!

my boyfriend is in need of funds for traveling due to his grandpa passing away on may 2nd. his mother is purchasing the ticket but he needs transportation to the airport and back once he's home. he will need food as well, specifically gluten free friendly food which is usually expensive.

the current goal is $100. please help/reblog!

he has two adopts here and open commissions!

v*nmo // c*shapp // dm 4 p*yp*l

0/$100

Can't believe he bikes to work every day. Seventy miles.

do you guys know about richard ayoade's stupid idiot loser folding bicycle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/65439340

wrote a roy/moss fic. in my mind, these guys would never get together anyway or admit to anything in canon, but if they did, it would be weird and contrived and maybe something like this.

some it crowd doodles i had lying around my gallery :p

(the third jen drawing is the first time i ever drew her so the artstyle is VERY different..)

can you tell who my favourite character is yet

Moss:(laughing) Oh, dear me.

Jen: What are you laughing at?

Moss: This flipping circuit board, Jen. Some chump has run the data lines right through the power supply. Amateur hour! I've got tears in my eyes.

my fav disaster trio :3