Val, Looking At The Incoming Video Call From The Love Of Her Life Even Though She’s Literally Being

Rape Escape

Easy and very effective

Requires nothing but your body

Includes attack

If you don’t wanna cry don’t think about the fact that by Campaign 3 Vex has probably lived more years without Vax than she did with him

You know when Laudna said the worst thing that could ever happen to her had already happened?

Well it turns out she lied.

quebec city’s petit champlain neighbourhood at christmas. estabilished in 1608, it is the oldest commerical district in north america. 

photos by (click pic) patrick langlois, jean romain roussel, christina ann, pamela macnaughtan, steve leclerc, gaetan bourque, luckyquebec and dawna moore

the sound of music is so iconic

like

the nuns roasting maria in three part harmony

‘the dress. you’ll have to put on another one before meeting the children’ ‘when we enter the abbey our worldly clothes are given to the poor’ ‘what about this one?’ ‘the poor didn’t want this one’

all seven children bursting into tears at dinner while Maria sips her tea

‘God bless whats his name’ (ten minutes later) ‘KURT! that’s the one I left out! God bless Kurt.’

maria passive aggressively praying about Liesl as she climbs through the window

tbh Captain Von Trapp dragging everyone around him at every possible moment like

‘you flatter me captain’ ‘oh I’m sorry, I meant to accuse you’ *AIR HORN SOUNDS*

‘I’m not finished yet!’ ‘OH YES YOU ARE, CAPTAIN.’ … ‘FRAULEIN’

liesl rolling her eyes at kurt during the blueberry/strawberry scene

honestly the love story I didn’t quite get as a kid but I’m SHOOK

when the baroness is trying to get the captain back on track but he just interrupts her and is like ‘there’s no use’

BUT WHEN THE BARONESS SAYS ‘well, she’ll never be a nun’ the look of SHOCK on his face like it honestly never occurred to him that Maria was in love with him too

so of course hes like ‘I must find her and kiss her immediately’

Von Trapp ripping the nazi flag in half like YES BINCH

THE MOST UNDERRATED SCENE THOUGH IS AFTER THE NAZIS RUN TO THEIR CARS TO CHASE THE VON TRAPPS AND THE SCENE SWITCHES TO THE TWO NUNS

‘reverend mother, I have sinned’ ‘I too, reverend mother’ *they both hold up coils from the nazi’s cars*

anyway this movie is the best and I love it

Sneaky Tessa and Scott reference in Wynonna Earp 03X07 👀

my internal monologue from May on: camp camp camP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP CAMP

did you mean August on?

Salty Biology™

Two women talking about a transwoman using women’s restroom.

Lady A: He is in there only to peep on women.

Lady B: Were you there to peep on other women?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither was she.

Lady A: She is a he!

Lady B: Are you a he?

Lady A: No.

Lady B: Neither is she.

Lady A: But he has a penis!

Lady B: Have you seen her penis?

Lady A: Yes!

Lady B: Then I firmly believe you are the one who did the peeping.

'Legends of Tomorrow' promotes Jes Macallan to series regular for season 4

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