Negative Affirmations

I stopped being the fun and interesting mentally ill princess and started being the distressing and worrying mentally ill princess again, and for that I apologize

but what if i read one of your fanfics and then went to your ao3 accounts and read all of your fanfics and left a comment on every single chapter of every single one and you got spam emails from all of my kudos and comments and it made you smile, what then? what if i brighten your day with my words like you did mine, what then???

I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

You may like that guy but I like him in a worse and more perverted way than you

Quick reminder that it's always morally correct to punch nazis.

Hello tiny gay ppl in my phone I need some help

So for context I'm friends with this girl and like we hang out as part of a larger group and I can't tell if she's flirting w me or not (thanks autism) but she is always very smiley and the other day she asked me to lick her chocolate before she ate it - which I did - but she also isn't very like touchy even tho she said that was her love language before and I just don't know

Help appreciated <3

regulus definitely has sharp canines and james thinks it’s the hottest thing ever

Bird Watching

Construction Worker!Simon ‘Ghost’ Riley x single mom!reader

‘Birds of a feather,

We should stick together, I know,

I said I’d never,

Think I wasn’t better alone’

Part one (2.3k words)

Part two (2.4K words)

Part three (3.6k words)

Part four (coming soon)

Main Masterlist

Dear Diary,

It is 3:02am and I am still wide awake.

Side note: cunt is drenched as fuck.

Xoxo,

Ri.