Reblog To Give Your Headache To Elon Musk Instead

Jack Skellington is a transmasc icon I will take no further questions on this matter

Every single one of my fictional crushes would be covered in bite marks btw. I’d have to be muzzled 70% of the time bc biting is my love language. I’d be such a fucking menace. Especially the more muscular ones they literally have built in chew toys

Actually, the "F" on my passport is for faggot, not female.

I don’t know how we’re letting trump get away with all this shit when I truly believe that if you threw a blanket over his head he would think it was nighttime and go to sleep like a bird

noncon, but he’s so apologetic during it that it makes it even worse.

the tragedy of tumblr is you will inevitably meet people who you should be having a sleepover with. you should be rolling around on their floor and rummaging through their fridge and watching shitty movies with. you should be shopping with should be going out to a cafe with should be wandering through the aquarium with. people who you should be experiencing quotidian joys with... and you cannot! because they live one million miles away

Dear Diary,

It is 3:02am and I am still wide awake.

Side note: cunt is drenched as fuck.

Xoxo,

Ri.

fenrir greyback just found out there a was kid named ‘remus lupin’ and was like bro i could do sm really funny rn