If any one of the 141 blokes suggests using that new remote controlled little pink vibrator on you just for fun tonight while you meet up with the others at the pub—don't do it. Do not, under any circumstances, trust them.
It's a fucking trap.
I will elaborate shortly.
Unfortunately my idea of true love is complete codependence and a violent obsession for each other.
WHO IS USING THIS
AN APP??? THEY HAVE A FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
THE LAST FUNCTIONING WEBSITE
the tragedy of regulus arcturus and the comedy of sirius orion
ac: insntatt on ig/tt (please go leave a like, she’s a dearest friend of mine)
i love my mutuals because we never talk but we still… like… follow each other……….. and i admire that we stick together even tho there is no communication in the slightest………u kno what i mean… hello…
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Life is hard
But so are you
Masturbate.
When ur mutuals w/ some cool ass people rb if u agree
ghost regulus haunting grimmauld place and watching as sirius moves in after his parents death, bringing remus and james and peter with him, filling the once dark space with light and band posters and music
clairvoyant james (who doesn't know he can see ghosts others can't) startled by a beautiful pale boy watching his brother wistfully as he dances freely, taking down the tapestries and pictures of their parents
ghost regulus making direct eye contact with james, his grey cheeks darkening as he retreats through a wall, hiding in the attic until he knows that james has gone, knowing that someone knows he's here, that he exists
canceled my prime membership today
any pronouns idgaf☆fruity☆here for the vibes cod♧marauders♧re8♧hazbin hotel♧helluva boss♧doctor who♧good omens
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