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So I just learned 5 minutes ago that "/pos" is a tone indicator for "positive" :)

Bruce tried sending hate mail once and threw up from guilt

tim gets de-age-beamed and jason is forced to stay at the manor because timmy only wants to hang out with his favourite robin

Sorry I can’t get over kon having a shadow the hedgehog ass streak of red hair like. NOT WITH THAT HAIR give that boy more streaks or an ombré if u MUST dye it

Bruce: Halloween is so stupid. Dressing up, pretending to be someone you're not.

Stephanie: You're Batman.

audio: ShxtsnGigs

woof woof what's for lunch lol

I need more fanboy Clark Kent in my life.

Like, he's seen Bruce Wayne interact with a child once and immediately fell in love with the guy. Now his bedroom walls are plastered with posters and he follows several social media accounts focused on capturing pictures of Bruce with kids and/or animals etc. He defends Bruce to anyone, no matter the antics he gets up to and it has become a bit of a running gag around the office.

Then, one day, Cat is out sick and someone jokingly suggests Clark should cover the gala in her stead, seeing as Bruce Wayne will be there and maybe this'll be Clark's shot to finally get his man? To everyone's surprise, Perry really does assign the gala coverage to Clark, who spends the days leading up to the event in a state somewhere between absolute panic and ultimate bliss.

But when the day finally arrives, Bruce doesn't show.

Of course Clark does his job and interviews everyone there (yes, even Lex Luthor) but a part of him spends all night waiting for Bruce to crash the party late, like he so often does.

Eventually, Clark gives up hope and it's shortly after that, that he stumbles upon one of the children dragged along to the event by their parents. Because apparently someone thought a charity gala was a good environment for an eight year old. The parents are nowhere in sight and the child is close to tears, so Clark makes it his mission to cheer the little girl up, regaling her with stories from his upbringing on a Kansas farm while he searches the crowd for her family.

With Clark thus occupied, he doesn't notice Bruce Wayne finally making his appearance for the night. But Bruce definitely notices him. The gentle giant who's all kind smiles and corny jokes... Until he finds the girl's parents. Uncaring of the fact that he's here on a job and that these people are richer than any one person should be and could easily sue him into oblivion, he takes them aside, fire in his eyes, and tears them a new one for losing track of their kid like this. Anything could have happened to her and maybe the readers of the Daily Planet would like to know about that? After all, how reliable and trustworthy could a company whose CEOs won't even look after their own daughter really be?

Bruce is immediately smitten. The passive-aggressive lecture and subtle threats - not to mention the broad shoulders and handsome face - are incredibly attractive to him and he wastes no time cornering the man afterwards.

Clark, who is so starstruck by the mere sight of Bruce coming towards him that he loses the ability to speak, nearly faints when Bruce just straight up shoves his tongue into his mouth. They end up in one of the coat rooms and Clark thinks that's it, just a one night stand. It sucks that he won't see Bruce again, but the night was amazing and at least he has the memory to treasure, right?

He thinks that right up until he gets to work the next day and two dozen red roses are waiting for him on his desk. There's a handwritten card nestled inbetween the petals and on it is the name of a restaurant along with a date and time. It's signed by Bruce.

And that is how Clark gets together with his celebrity crush.

it is outside of my house

Dick and Jason's responses are the only correct ones

"Clark can't handle Brucie Wayne, ooh Clark gets all flustered around Brucie" I mean...sure.

But imagine how flustered Bruce gets when Clark actually flirts back

The real reason so many Kryptonians pair up with the Bats or Birds is because someone needs to put them in air jail when they start getting nippy and no one else is as indestructible as they are.

My boyfriend has been having a lot of fun with this pokemon game

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

Stealing my material 🙄

call me a fire hose the way i smash through your car windows

Selva Aparicio: Childhood Memories (2020) hand carved tapestry directly into wooden flooring

[DC] kon: has one (1) adventure with tim

kon: robin my best friend robin. did i mention we're besties

(+ meme ver)

based on this panel from superboy and the ravers #8. i just think its funny that hes going around telling people this (after only having just met tim in wf3 and he also only just met bart in the prev issue so this is pre-yj), only to struggle to become robins friend in the early yj comics. in his defense, tims like one of the first friends his age he met at the time. also double funny because this is from the "batman and robin are urban myths" era so like. they never believed him in the first place.

rare vent art from a few months ago

DM: [Describing a Mindflayer cult.*]

Warlock: They're scientologists?

DM: Now, now don't insult the Mindflayers like that.

Its from that meme

This is how all kittens behave. Also, this kitty is adorable.

Awww shit yall know what it is

het babe is that a bomb in your pocket or is your penis just beeping rhythmically

Cool buddy 🤌🏻🤌🏻😎😎 soooo cool

i'm making a brand new, unbearable wizard quiz

It is so funny to me that the Joker just hates Dick Grayson the most out of everyone in the batfamily.

And realistically, it's probably because he was the one who "took Batman from him and changed him to be softer", but I like to believe it's because Dick is funnier than him. One time, when he was Robin, Batman smiled when he made a joke or a pun and that just never happened when Joker made a joke (because you know, Dick was never a serial killer) and he is still salty about it and will be for the rest of his life.

Brennan is so proud of his players figuring out his mystery.

He sits on my lap while I spin, he does the little jiggle