Why Is It Called Spirk When It Could Be Called Kock, Kock Would Be Ten Times Funnier

Y’all, here me out, goth regulus + hippy Dora

I better see DinLuke fuck nasty (and taking care of Grogu) in the new Mandalorian movie or D*sney can go fuck off

remember the 2016 clown incidents- r.i.p. rosekiller you would have loved those times

Regulus has a squish mellow that he like to cuddle with to sleep

James is jealous because he wants cuddles as well

Sirius makes fun of James for being jealous of a squish mellow.

I don't know why but I feel like James and Regulus are so Gomez and Morticia coded.

Penelope is the big spoon. no I will not elaborateon the thoughts behind this

Okay, in my opinion the marauders era characters (specifically regulus)would not be as in love with Taylor swift as the fandom makes them out to be. I don’t know I just can’t see them listening to her, I feel like they would like things like queen, David Bowie , the cure, the who, the talking heads and other music like that, I guess they seam like they would be into classic rock, not pop

Okay, I need clarification on this. I’ve seen some posts spell it jedii and some spell it Jedi, which is correct? Please help me.

Alright everyone, hear me out, modern jegulus au with James working at a coffee shop and regulus as an assistant librarian.