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Arcane rarepairs: multiverse edition

A good number of characters died over the course of Arcane, but thanks to the establishment of an infinite multiverse, not only can we go absolutely wild with the sort of romance we can provide in place of a tragic fate, it also means that nobody can tell us it’s not canon

Eliot’s x Sky

Both pining for their bosses each of which are too preoccupied with a certain hunky inventor, perhaps their late night conversations venting out their frustrations will lead to something more

Maddie x Madame Margot

One is a ruthless cutthroat master of seduction, the other is a kind and caring woman in way over her head and must learn the value of teamwork if she’s going to make it out alive. Their heads will spin (and others will roll) as they find out exactly which is which

Kino x Loris

We don’t have much to go off of, but the illusion seemed like it was pretty convincing and anyone who Mel looks up to has got to be cool af, which means he deserves a boyfriend who is chill af, more than that, Loris is loyal courageous, and perhaps the most important quality for Kino in a partner, knows when they need to ****ing bail

Grayson x Amara

Heading a personnel security for a successful merchant, Grayson soon learns that the threats are far more dangerous than she was warned, and that the fascinating woman she’s been protecting is more than capable of dealing with them herself. Years of facing the flood of corruption in the enforcers have exhausted her efforts to influence them to adopt her own strong sense of justice, but perhaps it can soften the knife sharp edges of this sorcerous spy

Smeech x Salo

……. I have no idea how this got in here, I must have entered a fugue state or something, but uh, good for them?

I was going to amend this with the absolute galaxy-brained steamy romance that is ScarSteb, but it appears others have beaten me to it

Arcane rarepair ideas

Tobias x Ximena

Finding love again and helping each other mourn, they seem like they would be very gentle and sweet to each other. Would add a new layer to Caitlyn and Jayce’s sibling dynamic

Babette x Jericho

I actually don’t have a logical argument for this one, but if you’re looking for size difference, look no further

Isha x Ren

I’m putting on my “Isha is alive” truther hat for this one. Over a decade after the battle in Piltover, Ren is working in a clinic in Zaun specializing in Chemtech prosthetics, to try and make sure she does more good than her father did. A young woman starts coming in for maintenance for both of her prosthetic arms. She’s mysterious, always wearing a strange helmet with a bunny mask, only talking to people through sign language. She starts taking Ren around the city, showing her places to go dancing, where to get messy but delicious food, and the calm quiet places where they can be alone. Ren begins to truly fall in love with Zaun, it’s people, and one person in particular. One night, while she’s showing Ren a place among the Firelight bugs, the girl writes a name on the wall “Isha” and removes her mask. Her face is completely covered in glowing blue scars, she seems very self-conscious of them, but Ren tells her she is utterly beautiful and kisses her

Honestly I think Mark’s best bet was to tell Conquest that he missed, like, a dozen other versions of himself WAY more into fighting and murdering than he is, and then Conquest would just get really depressed

As crass and creepy as clayface was in his motivation and presentation, centering a class on Themysciran studies on the island’s unique status as a homonormative society doesn’t really sound like that bad of an idea

My question is if it was only eight children that were involved in the weasel incident where the hell did he get the twenty-seven number from? They don’t look like or are even very mathematically related, unless…

DAMN IT RICK FLAG HAVE YOU BEEN LISTENING TO WEIRD AL WHILE READING THE DOSSIERS AGAIN?!

Momo: Hey Aira can you come over and help me with something

Aira: Momo, I haven't seen you in five years. I have college, I have a job, I have a girlfriend, I live practically on the other side of Japan. I can't just drop everything to help you with some...

Momo: I tracked down the human trafficking ring that kidnapped Acro Silky's daughter and I'm going to avenge their deaths

Aira, parkouring over rooftops with her powers: I'll be there in 5 minutes

I would like to thank this character for the critical contribution she made to the Barrissoka fandom: sucking so much she fast-tracked Barriss’ redemption arc