I Know I Know It’s A Craze To Talk About Dreams People Had About Jerma For Some Reason, But I Just

i know i know it’s a craze to talk about dreams people had about jerma for some reason, but i just got reminded of this one dream i had a few months ago of him it was actually the most stupid shit imaginable

so i had a dream where there were these mysterious forbidden jerma streams that no one could watch and there were only some clips of them online. they were all named after dyed variants of minecraft sheep. so they’d be like “lime sheep stream” or “pink sheep stream”. and the most infamous one was called “blue sheep stream”.  it was super low quality, literally in a square resolution. he was dressed up as walter white and he was trying to do a walter white voice. and he was stuttering through famous quotes from the show over and over and he didn’t even say them right half the time i think it was on purpose. there would be one thing he did where he would say most of the quote right and then yell the last part of it wrong. for instance something like “i.. am.. THE ONE WHO OPENS THE DOOR!”.
he was bouncing around putting mysterious colored liquids into tall glass vials using a comically large eye dropper. the reason why this one is so infamous is because he tripped and fell halfway through and he fucking died. and the camera was still running for several hours afterwards. before the stream ended the camera just fell on the floor with him, and you could see he was actually still alive, but just really badly playing dead and trying to hold a “pog face” for as long as possible.
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pfp by @ponymuffinz . mmmmm, I like ponies I wanna writte pony stuff, draw pony stuff, animate pony stuff, thats all I'm here for. DNI: terfs, racists, homophobes and whatnot, just genrally conservative and biggoted types... oh, also pedophiles, those as well. she/her 19 years old

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