Rainbow Dash Is Done! ALL TOGETHER NOW!

what if they made an MLP g4 revival in the form of an adult-aimed spinoff, like with Fionna and Cake, where there's mild cussing, bloody violence, and a darker plot?

(and if they incorporate alternate realities, they could make one where Flutterdash is canon)

I always get a lot of comments about the 2-key pony keyboard. I wanted to explain how I think they could work. I've been told there is an input device called orbiTouch which works on the same principle.

so i went to my local dollar store the other day nd found these g4.5 pony blind bag thingies for like $3 each

nd first of all lemme tell u, these are not high quality figures, but fuck if i didnt want a little twilight sparkle figure for my desk. so i was reasonable and got only 2 packs instead of All Of Them and figured it was 2 tries at a 1/4 chance, whatever right? best case scenario i get twi and rarity, worst case i get 2 rainbow dash

well as soon as i thought the worst case into existence i KNEW i fucked up. in that moment i was one with the universe and the universe was in my bones and i had tempted fate herself and was going to pay the price

i went home and opened the bags.

and i got 2 rainbow dash.

okay!! fine!!! we’re going to do it this way, are we? like no flame to rd, it just so happens if u have 6 main characters in a show and rank them, one of them is gonna b at the bottom of my list and thats ok! it’s just id really rather have a twilight sparkle figure please and thank you

so i went back to the store a day later and bought 3 more packs. each one a 1/4 chance for twilight sparkle. and as i was walking home i thought to myself:

“man, it’d b funny if this time i got every other figure except for twilight”

well guess what?

i got a rarity, a pinkie, and another rainbow dash :)

i tempted fate again and yknow what? thats on me! fool me once shame on me and all that, i had it coming. so now im here with my 3 rainbow dashes and 0 twilight sparkles and my crippling gacha addiction gene rearing its head for the first time since i managed to quit spending irl money on pngs of anime girls in 2019

i went back to the store.

i bought all the remaining bags they had.

i had 5 more tries. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a twilight sparkle figure. 5 more 1/4 chances to get a SINGLE figurine of my favourite character, and 5 more 1/4 chances to get yet another one of my least favourite.

i figured this time the odds were in my favour. i may have passed stats on a technicality, but at least i figured i’d given myself the best odds i could. and in my hubris i thought to myself:

“at least there’s no way they’re all rainbow dash”

well :)

i clearly hadnt learned my lesson

i’d tempted fate again, and FUCK if she doesnt know how to commit to the bit because,

i walked home from the dollar store.

i opened the last 5 bags.

and all of them were fucking rainbow dash.

Birthday present for my friend @jan-api !!!!

dear evil mario

to evil mario:

deal evil mario

I love you

Women please survive

you unironically listen to will wood?????? oh my god, I can't believe I ever interacted with someone so irresponsible and garbage without even fucking knowing

go kill yourself and never talk to me again

favorite song: love, me normally. will wood

color: purple

currently watching: regular show, we bare bears, my little pny

spicy, sweet, or savoury: what the fuck, "spicy" and "savoury" are not flavors.... they're sensations!.... I like salty foods

current obsession: my little pony

last thing I googled: rarity gets fit. for personal reason

tags: @fatteneddessert what are your opinions on rarity's weight.

People you want to get to know better

Thank you @orangetubor for the tag!

Favorite song: Personally I prefer to listen to a show or movie instead of music (I'm watching Heartstopper while writing this) but if I had to pick the current song stuck in my head is Your so pretty by Wasia Project!

Favorite color: I love the colors purple and green 💜💚

Currently watching: Like I said I'm currently watching Heartstopper while writing this but I'm also watching Young Sheldon (for the hundredth time) and Disenchantments!

Last movie: I finally watched Nimona after the giant fad over it I read the book a long time ago so I thought it was about time I watched it!

Spicy,sweet or savory: Personally when I eat I want something sweet and savory I'm not great with spice but if I had to pick it would be savory

Relationship status: Single but makes sense I'm Aromatic 🥲 working up the courage to ask out a friend.

Current obsession: Heartstopper obviously my current head line is "obsessing over Heartstopper, Charlie and Kit Connor" and I've annoyed everyone one I know to watch it and I've FINALLY found someone who likes it as much as me 💕

Last thing I googled: Christen Otais and Sia OK I'll tell you why so I needed a picture of them for a post 😭

No pressure but I would love to know more about these blogs! @thediamondarcher @sleepy-vix @smol-bean-large-world @aretemisapollo @thespians-and-lesbians @angryautisticnoises @sapphicshock @lunabelova1122 @meisterdani @jade-r0se @unbelievably-sane @unrepentant-byler-shipper @heartstoppercentral

He queered transgenderly down the stairs with the autism in his eyes