Jan-api - Jan Api

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on the planet of the…

TREBLE

DEATH, IT LIVE SO CRAZY

MEN MY FAVORITE TYPE OF LADY

SEX, I’VE HAD ENOUGH

TELL THE WORLD “BLOW YOURSELF UP!”

Small penises aren't bad, balding isn't bad, being short isn't bad, being fat isn't bad. Physical traits are not signs of morality, and the sooner people stop mocking people for their bodies (yes, even when they're bad) the better.

look at this new fucking applejack mini figure

Trixie Lulamoon poses upon an abomination of a dinner - a frankfurter run through with spaghetti. On a bed of sofrito and grated cheese on top.

Here's the frankfurter after being speared with spaghetti:

It had to be cooked in a large-ish frying pan, for reasons of Needing Some Space:

Lifted out of the pan:

In a bowl:

And back to the start, with added cheese and added Trixie Lulamoon:

sans undertale would not make i fucked your wife jokes. people want to make jokes about sans fucking asgore's wife but sans the character would NOT do that r you kidding me. you can cut the secondary embarrassment with a knife every time they're in the same room together, sans likes the guy, i bet he feels genuinely kinda bad for asgore. he'd be like sorry about the dating your ex wife thing. to be fair she's a really cool ex wife. and asgore would be like (rescue shelter dog sigh) She is.

I paused at the perfect moment

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I should get pregnant