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weird animal flipbooks i made

Now give the donkey a drink of pure wine..... to wash down the figs..!

The Lincoln County, MO Drug Task Force arrested a pirate.

When arrested he begged to walk the plank, he decorated a pontoon to sell drugs from. Which he required customers to say, “Ahoy matey, I come to purchase ye party favors.”

His nickname was Red Beard.

Common Frank Bidart banger (from "In the Ruins," in Half-Light: Collected Poems 1965-2016)

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

the hadron collider is like an angel to me

the old man and the gay triangle got to me okay

[person 500 years ago knitting a sock] O Sister Margaret, regale me again with the tale of Vicar Wesley's scandalous elopement with the baker's daughter!

[me today knitting a sock] O Youtuber Hbomberguy, regale me again with the tale of SHERLOCK IS GARBAGE, AND HERE'S WHY

found goat milk and wheat ale at the store. theres no way im NOT making a white gilgamesh tonite