35years old. NB, assigned male at birth but really exploring my fem side Considering fully transitioning.
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Good god. The things I’d let him to do to me
THOREN BRADLEY
via TikTok
Can I be your mistress?
Literally me all the time
“Baby eat this chicken slow, it’s full of all them little bones”
I promise. I didn’t edit this one
Ngl I did use faceapp cause I suck at makeup. Didn’t change much other than that
Omgomgomg. I got a new dress I found online and I’m in love
Also really annoyed I got some chokers I forgot to try on
Ngl I have a love hate relationship with how we have streaming services now. And the concept of going to the store to rent a movie like literally hasent existed in almost 2 decades
It was just a whole experience. And even if you didn’t like the movie you ended up watching it. Maybe twice because you had it for a few days and paid for it.
Nowadays we just stream everything. Don’t like it in the first 15 mins? Pick something else.
Fall asleep and totally forget what you even put on to watch
Idk where I’m going with this but you 80s/90s kids know what I mean
BRITTANY MURPHY GOES TO BLOCKBUSTER (2002)
89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
I have not…. But I’ve always wanted to try.
December is the worst tho
I recently started getting the worst seasonal depression in December from the lack of sunlight. Used to love it when I was younger but now it cripples me
They also look kinda good from the front too
Always kinda thought these leggings were a gimmick…. 🥰
Favorite adderall review
It’s like that most times
I fucking love this dude
"How to look good in a dress" or, you know, whatever you want to wear!
(I am definitely not the best person to talk about this, but here we are.)
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Ugh. Me today.
Do you ever get horny in a way that masturbating won’t fix? Horny in the way that you need to be held down and filled up til you go braindead and nothing else will be enough to satisfy the craving inside you? Cause same.
This sounds absolutely amazing
completely obsessed with this. partially inspired my slavic breakfasts. i’m planning a vampire dinner where everything i cook is going to be red.
Finally. People get it
Everyone may *think* they hate country music, but when Jolene, Before He Cheats, Take Me Home Country Roads, or Life is a Highway comes on, everyone is suddenly a liar.
“He called me you’re whore…. Which I am, and have freely chosen to be”
Let’s give it a go!
Ask me these probing NSFW questions ‘cuz I’m bored
SEXYTIMES EXPERIENCES
1. How many people have you had sex with?
2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?
3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?
4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?
5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?
6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?
7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?
8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?
9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?
10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
QUEER SHIT
11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?
12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?
13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?
14. How and when did you realise you weren’t straight?
15. Are you out to everyone you know?
16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?
17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?
18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?
19. Describe your first queer kiss.
20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?
LET’S GET PHYSICAL
21. Are you happy with your body?
22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?
23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?
24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?
25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.
26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?
27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?
28. (Penis-owners) Describe the size and shape of your penis. Are you happy with it?
29. (Penis-owners) Have you tasted your own cum? Did you like it?
30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?
SEXUAL FANTASY LAND
31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.
32. Do you fantasise more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?
33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasised about?
34. Do you ever find yourself fantasising absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?
35. Do you always fantasise while you masturbate?
36. When you fantasise, does it usually lead to masturbation?
37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasising about someone else?
38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasise about?
39. Have you ever fantasised about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?
40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.
KINKTOWN USA
41. How do you feel about BDSM?
42. What’s your most unusual kink?
43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?
44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?
45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.
46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?
47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?
48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?
49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?
50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?
COME FOR THE QUESTIONS, STAY FOR THE SUBHEADINGS
51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?
52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?
53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?
54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.
55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?
56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?
57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?
58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?
59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?
60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?
ORAL FIXATION
61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?
62. What’s your favourite position in which to receive oral?
63. Describe your oral sex technique.
64. Do you find it easier to give oral to someone with the same genital configuration as you (eg., you both own vaginas/both own penises), or different?
65. Describe the worst oral sex you’ve ever received.
66. Describe the best oral sex you’ve ever received.
67. Do you ever simulate oral sex while masturbating (sucking on dildos etc.)?
68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?
69. Do you like 69ing?
70. Can you deep-throat?
EVERYTHING BUTT
71. Do you like it in the butt?
72. What’s the strangest object you’ve had in your butt?
73. Do you enjoy being rimmed?
74. Can you take a lot in your butt, or just a little?
75. Describe your most recent experience with buttsex.
76. Do you like doing stuff to other people’s butts?
77. (Prostate-owners) Have you ever received a prostate massage?
78. Do you own any buttplugs?
79. Have you ever had an embarrassing buttsex experience?
80. Have you ever pegged someone (ie., worn a strapon and fucked them in the butt)?
SHARING IS CARING
All questions assume you’ve done group sex of some kind
81. Describe your most recent group sex experience.
82. Have you ever had sex with more than two people at once (eg., foursome, moresome)?
83. Have you ever had an orgy? Would you?
84. Do you enjoy watching your partner(s) having sex with others?
85. Do you prefer to arrange group sex beforehand, or allow it to happen organically?
86. Have you ever felt left out during group sex?
87. Have you ever done a gangbang (ie., lots of people have sex with one person, but not each other)?
88. Have you ever teamed up with someone and given a double blowjob/double cunnilingus?
89. Have you ever been penetrated by more than one person at the same time?
90. Have you ever been ejaculated on by more than one person at the same time?
**BONUS DARES**
91. Post a selfie.
92. Post a naked selfie.
93. Tag your biggest tumblr crush.
94. Post your follower count.
95. Press ctrl-v, and post whatever comes up.
96. Tag your top five followers.
97. Post your most recent Facebook status here.
98. Post the last SMS you received.
99. Post the last SMS you sent.
100. Send me $500.
Sightings of shape shifting
Dissolved into the darkness
A final opinion is of less value
Than an appreciation of,
And tolerance for obscurity
Do u like BBC
Staying in all weekend. I think I’ll find something to do 😉♠️
This is more punk than the whole of punk history.