Can't Mansplain Manipulate Manslaughter My Way Out Of This One

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seeing straight men be disgusted by booktok smut recommenders has actually radicalized me to the side of booktok smut recommenders. girls your taste may be atrocious but i will never disparage you for exposing mainstream discourse to the concept of soaking through your underwear. spent my whole life listening to men talk about penises it’s about time they get jumpscared by women talking about pussy in crude detail on social media. go forth and goon my warriors

for new followers: i love abortion, drag queen story times, reparations, stripper unions, marxist ideology, all decolonial efforts, drug addicts, welfare queens, trans activists, sex ed in schools, rioting, and of course looting ❤️ death to america 🫡

Wayne Galas: exist

Fanfic writers: this setting can fit so many scenarios

the author's barely disguised longing for a kinder world

being a marauders fan is a red flag.

it’s also an orange flag.

and a yellow flag. and a green, a blue and a purple one.

you’re gay.

I be like "omg, i have so much to do" and then go lay down

me and who‼️⁉️

the fact that this is a real ad for the game and not a tumblr shitpost sends me into oblivion