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this is one of my favourite videos ever i turned it into an mp3 and put it on my phone so i could listen to iy whenever i wanted

@elvis-official Mr. Presley. How in hell did you eat 22 pounds of these sandwiches, and… can you teach me?

i'm minding my own business reading the wikipedia page list of sandwiches and like. what kind of metabolism did elvis possess holy shit

My goodness, these Tumblr Machines are so finicky!

btw the thing she couldn’t ignore was someone calling her out for saying anti-depressants/hormone therapy are only perscribed by lazy doctors

Yes, hello, I am Strange Aeons, good morning.

THE RECOUNT OF THE VOTE!!! BECAUSE @elvis-official STOLE THE ELECTION!!!

Life, Liberty, and the Pursuit of Hot Dudes, Mr. Presley. It’s in the constitution. God Bless The Gays. 🇺🇸🏳️‍🌈

Do it. Walk up and talk to her about Spider-Man. There’s no point in missing out on a cool person. God Bless Book Girl.🇺🇸

a lot of the time when im on my post-school walk i see this girl who's reading a book while she's walking. and today she was literally reading a spiderman volume or compendium (not sure). and shes pretty. god i wish i could talk to her i wanna be her friend.

True.

They’re always watching.

All of the above. God Damn Donald Trump. 🇺🇸

reblog if you're gay, not gay, slightly gay, or if you just want to launch donald trump into a dying star

John Linnell has been very quiet since this state song released.

I have become ill from eating all those Mississippi natives

Richie, pal, God is God. They aren’t a gender, that’s a human thing. Unless you think yourself equal to god, I’d ignore the “she” or “he”. 🇺🇸

god is dead, i killed her myself

GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!

YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!!!!