Did Someone Say Rachel Elizabeth Dare?! 💚🖌

Watching the government deal with the COVID-19 crisis is very similar to the Minestry of Magic dealing with Voldemort’s return.

Girls don’t want boyfriends. Girls want bookshelves with sliding ladders.

don't ask me why i'm obsessed with ancient greece & rome when we both know it's because i'm gay

jason grace deserved better.

can you imagine Annabeth having a non-magical yankees hat but sometimes when she’s going too fast she forgets to check which one she’s grabbed so her and Percy are going out for a day and he’s like “are you ready?!” and she pops out of the room like “Ready!” and he’s looking around kinda confused and she’s all “I did it again, didn’t I?” “we gotta get you a Mets hat” “ew no I’ll stay invisible thanks” 

It’s 2 am and I’m bawling bc I just finished The Song of Achilles. I thought I was prepared. I knew what was going to happen.

…I was not prepared.

Athena: Okay guys, we’re gonna have to start thinking straight.

Apollo:

Apollo: how

“r u ok” i've more conversations in my head than in real life, u tell me.

reasons why I would make a great Greek God

petty

dramatic

Not Straight

doesn’t really moralize

would live on top of a perfectly climbable mountain and only descend to seduce pretty girls and mess with stuff

titties already tf out