Nevertheless, We Ball

look this is getting nowhere how about we just agree to disa- *remembers I should exploit any possible situation to my advantage* if you don't take me to the Monterey bay aquarium I'm going to start screaming

women that could kill me>>>>

Baddies 😈

My last girlfriend turned into the moon.

Why does being really sleepy either make u feel mellow and content or like you're going to actually kill yourself for real this time & no in-between

What do you mean this wasn't them for most of Book 2?

It’s so unfair i don’t get to see where evolution will go in 50 million years

silly thing for Valentine’s Day!

scientists: oh hey we found a new species of deep sea feather star, neat :)

the news: TERRIFYING and ALIEN creature with ONE THOUSAND ARMS discovered LURKING in the DEEP ABYSS of the sea

the public: omg im never swimming in the ocean again!!!

the animal:

world's first marine psychiatrist trying to wrestle a knife out of a suicidal sea sponges hand in serbia

demonic possession wouldn’t even affect me, i would just assume it’s The Symptoms