Really Need To Go Back And Watch This

The shows I follow can be divided into two categories:

a) This fucking show (complimentary)

b) This fucking show (derogatory)

Victory [about a passerby's butt]: How do i get one of those? Lunges?

Nico: Yeah to a doctor on 73rd and Fifth.

CPD just killed a fifteen year old child.

Sorry Owen

step 1: apply cold water to burned area

"This is sexism!"

Everyone else:

Law and Order SVU (14.04 “Acceptable Loss)
Nick ‘Would my six year old like espionage?’ Amaro

In an ideal world where Cabenson is canon:

*Kat messes up*

Olivia (at home, ranting to Alex about it): ...Can you believe! The nerve! I TOLD HER not to do anything, Carisi told her not to visit the suspect without him, and yet she STILL DID IT! Who in the history of this squad has ever had the nerve to do something like that?

Alex *having war flashbacks to when she worked at SVU with Liv and Elliot*:

“my child is completely fine” your child thinks buying unnecessarily expensive stationery is going to make them a better student