The Saga Of Sonny And Rafael Part 95

Protect Carina DeLuca at all costs.

That’s it. That’s the post.

Things that you need to remember to understand the vast majority of European history:

Britain and France’s foreign policies towards one another was essentially a mutual fuck you

Russia is big and cold

(On a related point: invading Russia doesn’t work because Winter™️)

The Pope loves a good crusade

There were a lot of treaties of ‘Perpetual Peace’ that totally worked (lol)

Trying to maintain the ✨balance of power ✨ pretty much always led to war 

German wasn’t Germany until quite recently but when Germany became Germany it made everyone a bit nervous

Italy also wasn’t Italy until pretty recently

The French love a revolution

They also love a republic but aren’t great at keeping one around 

Napoleon (the first one) was a Bitch and messed everything up

Standard British answer to any reasonable request: ✨no ✨

War is the answer to everything cause who doesn’t love a good war?

The Holy Roman Empire wasn’t the Roman Empire but they liked to tell themselves that it was

The Habsburgs liked to be in charge

😍 m o n e y 😍

Britain liked ships

Spain also liked ships

So did the Portuguese

The Spanish were very Catholic  (but the Spanish Inquisition were actually expected)

Basically all the royals were related (*haemophilia has entered the chat*)

England and Scotland were Not Friends but France and Scotland were (which equaled Major Problems)

The Dutch were 💰rich 💰and everyone wanted a bit of it

Religion was a *bit* of an issue

✨ feudalism ✨

Everyone want to be the Romans 2.0 

You could making a drinking game out of all the French Wars of Religion

Everyone found the Ottomons a little bit scary (cause they were *gasps and screams of horror* not Christian)

There has been more than one defenestrations in Prague 

Poland Lithuania was not very Lithuanian

British policy to land/important cultural item/anything that they come across: ✨finders keepers ✨

A short thing about “weird triggers” inspired by this that I’ll end up deleting later honestly-

You can reblog this but like... don’t fuck around??? I won’t hesitate with the block button on this I swear to fuck I won’t.

ADDISON MONTGOMERY Grey’s Anatomy | 1.09, “Who’s Zoomin Who?”

In an ideal world where Cabenson is canon:

*Kat messes up*

Olivia (at home, ranting to Alex about it): ...Can you believe! The nerve! I TOLD HER not to do anything, Carisi told her not to visit the suspect without him, and yet she STILL DID IT! Who in the history of this squad has ever had the nerve to do something like that?

Alex *having war flashbacks to when she worked at SVU with Liv and Elliot*:

THIS RIGHT HERE

No one:

Literally not a single soul:

Me: BREENA👏DESERVED👏BETTER

raidcore

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.