This Is The Future Liberals Want

nether roof boogie men

all of ken’s clothes fit him!

Teenage Fashion Model and her Boyfriend

2 of my favourite moments from Fractured But Whole + Butters when they literally locked him in a cage and he was so chill about it he just played with his phone + a small comic lol

just realized i never posted these! enjoy some 3rd life as text posts!

Yeah ok, teamZITS r cool and all.. but what if they were time travelerss :3

Time periods they’re from : Tango- 2100’s, Impulse- 1960’s ,skizz-Victorian era ,zed- Ancient Greece

sure I could become a slut. but you see, I'm scared

have you heard of the story of the sea that loved the moon?

AITA for stealing my boyfriend's soul?

so I (26 M) have somehow gotten a curse where the phrase 'you are what you eat' is very literal. I dont know how I got it, but I blame my boyfriend. I was a potato for a while, then a carrot, and then I was a pig. I was fine with the different forms, but ah, you see, I'm a vegetarian, and my pig form is really embarrassing. So, i tricked my boyfriend (28 M) into signing a contract that gave me rights to his soul, and then I tricked him into going into what was a juicing machine, and then.. well, I ate his soul. He's not too mad at me, but others are saying that that's not great thing to do to your boyfriend and so now I’m worried. am I actually the asshole in this situation?

Update: oh shoot I forgot to make a throwaway account for this

Update 2: i have suddenly grown very many eyes. I think this is karma

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comments:

iaccount: wait, you ate a pig?? what happened to peace love and plants?

scarrrred4life: I trick people into selling me their souls all the time. NTA

gman: oops sorry about that haha

tekvariety: LMAO deserved