Don’t You Just Hate It When You’re Trying To Sell Shit And You Suddenly Reveal Your Money Kink To

Don’t You Just Hate It When You’re Trying To Sell Shit And You Suddenly Reveal Your Money Kink To
Don’t You Just Hate It When You’re Trying To Sell Shit And You Suddenly Reveal Your Money Kink To
Don’t You Just Hate It When You’re Trying To Sell Shit And You Suddenly Reveal Your Money Kink To

Don’t you just hate it when you’re trying to sell shit and you suddenly reveal your money kink to your client?

My only defense is that I love these fuckers, your Honor.

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8 months ago

TFA Megastar fighting over Optimus and who's superior at pleasuring their lover. Meanwhile Optimus is getting double stuffed between them and fragged out of his mind, impaled on two massive warframe spikes. He's not even aware of the debate going on between the two massive mechs sandwiching him, he's too lost in the sauce to be aware of anything at this point.

Oh my God yes

He's having the time of his life, he's so lost in the sauce

Win Optimus

he's going to be so sore after this but he regrets none of it

11 months ago
Our Hungers Appeased, Our Heartbeats Becoming Slow.

our hungers appeased, our heartbeats becoming slow.

Our Hungers Appeased, Our Heartbeats Becoming Slow.

version without text!

a birdrick painting in my og style :) very much inspired by @starshapedspider and their old man domestic bliss truthing. i hope in some universe out there they're finally happy.

Song: In A Week (ft. Karen Cowley) - Hozier

7 months ago
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free
I’ve Been Craving Rung/Maximus Ambus Size Kink Smut For Months And Finally Broke Free

I’ve been craving Rung/Maximus Ambus size kink smut for months and finally broke free

Hi I’m Schandbringer and I like to spend my nights drawing Rung porn and sometimes posting some of it

5 months ago

We need to talk about Orion Pax’s fat birthing hips in tfone. I bet D-16 was giving him that D in secret because it’s just so damn big and then it only got bigger when he got the matrix of leadership!

Megatron was definitely hate fucking him on the battlefield when everyone is looking, he can’t help it😔

Ooh and I bet you Orion loved it!

Orion waddling around with those fat birthing hips like it’s nobody’s business should be a crime!

D-16 isn’t really listening to what he says, man he doesn’t even care, all he wants is to shove his fat spike into his valve and make him a carrier, maybe they’ll even hive them time off to take care of their young.

Orion can only gasp into his hand as D rocks hard into him, slowly thrusting more roughly and faster, mixing their transfluid like cream. Poor Orion’s nods have never been massaged like this before and it doesn’t help that D’s fat spike just somehow keeps getting bigger!

Orion can’t help but squirt on his best friend, why should he not? He feels so good and full.

D is grabbing his hips, thrusting up into him as he practically shoves the head of his fat spike into Orion’s womb!

Orion snaps out of his overstimulated state and immediately begs his best friend not to overload in him. D is rocking his hips with a glare because how can he pull out now when he’s already there?!

His tip is leaking so much it might as well be an overload and Orion is begging and squirming for D to pull out, he feels so good full and doesn’t want to carry yet! D only pulls out because he heard one of the guards coming, just great now he’ll need to jack off in a room later to finish himself😒

Of course when they ho on that whole trip and everything changes, neither was happy, especially Megatron.

And when they do meet again, they’re fighting and hurting and while Optimus Prime is sad and whiny about fighting his best friend, meanwhile Megatron is trying so hard not to shoot a load into his panel because Optimus’s whiny and even fatter birthing hips have been swaying the entire time!, ‘stupid Prime knows that I’m getting hard and is doing it on purpose!’

Then one day Megatron just has enough and shoves him down mid battle, Prime is on his hands and knees, ready to kick Megatron in the stomach but instead his memory back up kicks in and his panel pops open.

Megatron with the biggest smirk you’ll ever see, shoves into his valve like it was any other Thursday and starts thrusting into him like a wild mech in heat! Everyone has either stopped to watch or is looking away in shame.

Ohhh but it only makes it better because it wasn’t only Megatron’s frame that grew bigger and Optimus can feel that! Megatron’s spike is right in his womb, he hasn’t even pushed in all the way! It feels so good, too good to notice the stares and the gasps. He’s whining for Megatron to pull out but he just keeps thrusting, massaging all his neglected nods.

Megatron is gasping out that he’s won! Declaring that they’re precious Prime doesn’t stand a chance against him!

Optimus is overstimulated and pumped to the brim with transfluid by the time Megatron is done.

Poor OP is so full and thinks it’s finally finished when Meg just holds him up and open for everyone to see and thrusts back into him, rubbing his belly and kissing his neck while massaging his hips because Meg has been waiting for the day he would finally full him up.

Who knows, the war stops entirely because OP ended up pregnant and now has to take care of him!

Maybe OP is asking Megatron to put in another one😏


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7 months ago

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Setting

Abandoned Mine

Airplane

Airport Check-in

Alley

Amusement Park

Attic

Bakery

Bank

Basement

Bathroom (home)

Barn

*GE* Barn 2 (Dairy Focus)

Beach

Bedrooms

Birthday Party

Bonfire

Bowling Alley

Bridge

Bookstore

Cafeteria

Casino

*GE* Catacombs

Cave

Church

City Park

Classroom

Closet

Coffee House

Courtroom

Cruise Ship

*GE* Cryogenic Sleep Chamber

Daycare

Desert

Diner

Dragon’s Lair

Dungeon (Caution Graphic Description)

*GE* Egyptian Pyramids

Elevator

Farms

Forest

Frozen Tundra

Gallows

Garage

Garage Sale

Garden

Graveyard

*GE* GLOBAL WARMING (dystopian)

Grocery Store

Halloween Party

Haunted House

Herbalist Shop (fantasy)

High School Hallway

Hospital

Hotel Room

House Fire

House Party

Kitchen

*GE* Laboratory

*GE* Laboratory (secret genetic)

Lake

Library

Locker Room

Meadow

Medieval Castle Armory

Medieval Marketplace

Middle School Dance (informal)

*GE* Mindscape (Mind Magic)

Mountains

Movie Theatre

Night Club

Nursery

Ocean/Sea Bed

Old Pick-Up Truck

Pirate Ship

Playground

Pond

Pool Hall

Prison Cell

Pub

Public Pool (Outdoor)

Rainforest/Jungle

Ranch

Restaurant

River

School Bus

School Office

Shopping Mall

Sleep-Away Camp

*GE* Spaceport

*GE* Spaceship

Stands at a Sporting Event

Storm Sewer

Subway Station

Swamp

Taxi cab

Teacher’s Lounge

Toolshed

*GE* Trailer

Treehouse

*GE* Tropical Island City

Urban Street

Video Arcade

Waiting Room

Waterfall

Water Slide Park

Wedding Ceremony (Church)

Woods at Night

Zoo

Weather

Air Pollution

Avalanche

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Clouds

Dew

Drought

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Earthquake

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7 months ago

Midnight snack

Midnight Snack
Midnight Snack
5 months ago

Imagine Elita suggesting a threesome to Sentinel with Optimus. He agrees but he gets so pissy. In his mind, he's ready to shows this Optimus he's better in bed and not to be replaced. Little does he know, Elita didn't suggest a threesome for herself but for Sentinel. In the end, he's being sandwich by Optimus and Elita. Both spikes in his tight valve as he begs them to slow down. Optimus starts making out with Sentinel as Sentinel moans, and sloppily kisses back as Elita spanks his fat aft. They hit his deep nodes and he squirts everywhere making Elita and Optimus to release. Lots of transfluid gets out of his blue valve once both pulled out, leaving his valve gaped. As Sentinel falls asleep from exhaustion, Optimus tells Elita that he agrees in becoming their third partner. Elita already liked Optimus but she figured Sentinel wouldn't like Optimus because he's possessive, so she figures her himbo mech being pounded by Optimus would totally change his mind

i love how at the start of this ask, where we glance slightly into Sentinel’s thought’s, it’s “this Optimus” implying that he doesn’t even know the guy. I love love love the thought that this is how they met, and how the three of them got together. Elita and Optimus as casual friends who rarely meet outside of class, until one day she just straight up asks him for a threesome and a potential throuple and he’s too flustered to say no. Elita just wants two pretty boys who she can bully with her spike, but first, Sentinel needs to be taught a lesson…


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10 months ago
Just Bros Being Dudes

Just bros being dudes

6 months ago

hot artists don't gatekeep

I've been resource gathering for YEARS so now I am going to share my dragons hoard

Floorplanner. Design and furnish a house for you to use for having a consistent background in your comic or anything! Free, you need an account, easy to use, and you can save multiple houses.

Comparing Heights. Input the heights of characters to see what the different is between them. Great for keeping consistency. Free.

Magma. Draw online with friends in real time. Great for practice or hanging out. Free, paid plan available, account preferred.

Smithsonian Open Access. Loads of free images. Free.

SketchDaily. Lots of pose references, massive library, is set on a timer so you can practice quick figure drawing. Free.

SculptGL. A sculpting tool which I am yet to master, but you should be able to make whatever 3d object you like with it. free.

Pexels. Free stock images. And the search engine is actually pretty good at pulling up what you want.

Figurosity. Great pose references, diverse body types, lots of "how to draw" videos directly on the site, the models are 3d and you can rotate the angle, but you can't make custom poses or edit body proportions. Free, account option, paid plans available.

Line of Action. More drawing references, this one also has a focus on expressions, hands/feet, animals, landscapes. Free.

Animal Photo. You pose a 3d skull model and select an animal species, and they give you a bunch of photo references for that animal at that angle. Super handy. Free.

Height Weight Chart. You ever see an OC listed as having a certain weight but then they look Wildly different than the number suggests? Well here's a site to avoid that! It shows real people at different weights and heights to give you a better idea of what these abstract numbers all look like. Free to use.


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2 days ago

my head has been filled with nothing but possessive Dee.

Dee setting a big hand on Orion's shoulder, narrowing his eyes as he shoots a look at any mech trying to sweet talk his Pax. Dee casually looping an arm around Orion and pulling him closer when mecha's gazes linger for too long, tracing out the outline of his shoulder armor as he listens to Orion ramble on without a care in the world.

Dee leaving marks and dents on Orion after interfacing, an intimate sign that Orion is his. Bite marks in sensitive neck cabling and along the inside of his thighs, silver scuff marks on the inside of blue legs, black scrapes from where he wrapped his hands around Orion's thighs and tugged him onto his face. Every time Orion walks with a visible limp, Dee is preening like the cat that got the cream because it's marking Orion as taken by him.

One time, Jazz tried to get close, talk into Orion's panels. Dee didn't buy the excuse that it was on a bet. That night, he pins Orion chest down and hikes his hips up into the air and drills his spike into the ceiling node in his lover's valve, hissing that Orion is his, no one else's, just Dee's-! and all Orion can do is sob and writhe, gasping that- he's his, he's Dee's, please, Dee-!

Orion can barely walk the day after. Jazz laughs, gives Orion a high five, and passes 5 shanix to a smirking Prowl. Dee can't even be mad that he was apparently played by Jazz- he's staked a claim, and everyone can see it

Possessive Dee pounding Orions tight valve. Kissing, and biting at him to make sure everyone knows that ge belongs to Dee.

And it doesn't help that their friends keeps making Dee go feral on Orion. Because its funny, and really the only semblance of entertainment in the mines.


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