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The Owl and The Serpent (An Owl House AU)

Warden Wrath and the Conformatorium guards move the basilisks to a new location in the middle of the night for further experimentation. Vee manages to steal the key to her cage from one of the guards, freeing herself and others.

The basilisks separate to make it harder for the Emperor's Coven to find them and have been on the run ever since. Hiding with a cloak, Vee slithers through Bonesborough until she comes across Eda's stand, where Owlbert has just returned from the Human Realm.

The Point of Divergence: After throwing her book away, Luz did not go looking for it and did not chase after Owlbert to the Boiling Isles.

Eda goes through the belongings to see which human "goods" are worth selling and is about to burn the Good Witch Azura book when Vee sneaks into the tent. However, Owlbert catches her and informs Eda.

Eda closes the portal and confronts Vee, tearing off her cloak and seeing what she is. Vee hides among the collected junk and begs Eda not to hurt her. But Eda is more fascinated that a member of a long-dead species is still alive.

Eda recognizes Vee is a scared child and sympathizes with her. Vee does not tell Eda everything when she asks for her name and where she came from, but just enough to make a convincing alibi.

Eda tries to sell some magical items to Vee (because she would), remembering that basilisks consume magic. Then, she and Vee hear a commotion outside the tent and peek out to see what is happening.

Vee's "scent" has been picked up by the Emperor's Coven, led by Eberwolf. Realizing Vee is in danger, Eda uses herself as a distraction and gives the young basilisk the time she needs to flee.

The Emperor's Coven soldiers fall for it, and Eda quickly deals with them. But she realizes Eberwolf did not fall for it and is still hunting for Vee, who is revealed to the public as a basilisk. This causes everyone to panic and aids Eberwolf in capturing her, the "monster."

Eda flies-in to save Vee and fights Eberwolf, but the Head of the Beast Keeping Coven proves to be a challenge. Afraid of overusing her magic, Eda decides to use her "Distraction Spell" on them, confusing them long enough for her to grab Vee and gun it.

While soaring through the air, Eda consoles Vee, and she begins to cry, saying that no one has ever been so kind to her. Before landing at the Owl House, Eda uses a quick spell to mask her scent from Eberwolf.

King meets Vee and assumes Eda has brought him a new "minion" for his "Army of Darkness" Eda explains to King and Vee that she is welcome to stay in their home for as long as she needs. Though Vee must, of course, "pull her weight."

Vee expresses her gratitude to Eda. The Owl Lady informs the basilisk that she will need to disguise herself when she travels outside the Owl House. Vee notices Eda still has the Good Witch Azura book and focuses on the cover's central character. She shapeshifts into a semi-identical version of Azura, beginning her future adventures with Eda and King.

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If anyone has any ideas to expand this AU, feel free to share them.

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How to make your fanfiction easy to find (ao3 edition)

1. Ratings

Ratings are important.

On ao3 you have G, T, M, E, or no rating.

Something important to know is that Explicit is usually used on really smutty fics. And sometimes it's used for really really violent fics.

If you're writing smut, I recommend you rate it M or E. (Depends on the smut, really)

Teen and General should be easy to figure out. They're for more tamer fics, but Teen is usually used if the fic has swearing or just a little bit of violence.

2. Tags

Tags such as "hurt/comfort" or "enemies to lovers" or "alternate universe" makes it really easy for readers to find what they're looking for when they turn to filters for help.

What kind of story are you writing? Is it fluffy? Is it angsty? Does it have a major conflict that the character goes through? Will the story have a happy ending? Try to be specific. Make your reader excited by giving them a hint.

I also recommend relationship tags. If it's a platonic/family relationship, tag "character a & character b". If it's romantic, make it "character a/character b". It's very important that you never mix up the two with certain dynamics (like an adult and a child) because it will drive readers away. Anyway, relationship tags also make easier for readers to find what they're looking for. It's also good to include more than one!

(For example, I more often than not find a fic that has scenes of Eda being motherly to Luz, but it does not include the "Eda Clawthorne & Luz Noceda" tag, just "Amity Blight/Luz Noceda", and it's kinda frustrating)

Character tags are just as important. And I think that's easy to figure out.

3. Warnings

Reading those charts should be easy enough. If your story includes any violence, major character death, or r*pe, include a warning. This isn't a case of a reader finding the story, but more of them knowing what they're getting into.

4. Ships

People mix these up commonly.

For example, I've seen people mistake F/F for platonic/family relationship when really it's usually used romantically.

Much like relationship tags, it's important to not mix up the difference, otherwise the reader may get confused.

(Also I've seen the "other" tag be used for Raeda stories so I assume that's an appropriate tag for enby ships)

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