Ik This Is From 2019 But This Is My Favorite Post Ever

ik this is from 2019 but this is my favorite post ever

Hunter x Hunter Characters React to You Coming Out as Cishet

Context: You’ve been friends with them for a few months now and you think it’s finally time to admit the truth. You’re afraid… what will they think of you when they find out?

Gon:

“Ehhh? What’s ‘cishet’?”

Killua:

“That’s disgusting… If you say it in front of Alluka, I’ll kill you.”

Alluka: 

“Give me your spine, okay?”

Nanika:

“…Kay…”

Kurapika: 

“Okay.” [takes his judgement chain and just fucking

Leorio: 

“I’m so sorry [Y/N]… It’s incurable…”

Hanzo:

“Don’t worry. I’ll end this quickly.”

Knuckle: 

“Even though I disagree with your lifestyle… I respect you as a person…”

Shoot:

“W-What?! You mean that’s real?! I thought it was all just a bad dream…”

Pokkle:

“So you’re saying you’re straight and cis? Pretty lame. Get well soon I guess.”

Mito:

“From now on… don’t talk to Gon anymore. I wouldn’t want him turning out like you…”

Canary:

“Hmph. I expected better from you, [Y/N].”

Melody:

“I’m so sorry…”

Neon:

“Daddy, there’s a real live cishet here! I want it!”

Neferpitou:

“‘Cishet’? Is that like ‘rare’?“

Shaiapouf:

“T-That’s fine. I’m not heterophobic.” I must kill you… for the king!

Menthuthuyoupi:

“What?”

Komugi:

“It’s okay, [Y/N]! I know you can get better!”

Meruem:

[eats you] “So this is what a ‘cishet’ tastes like… It’s repulsive. Kill them all.”