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Kiyoshi being introduced and then immediately father-ing the hell out of Kuroko remains to be one of the most iconic moments of the series. He really said “I want that one” when everybody was so focused on Kagami.
face reveal fr I ac lied last time
Piece by piece
Bite by bite
Relish the flavor and swallow your plight
Inch by inch
Slice by slice
Dress your guest and season with vice!
original picture🥰🥰
resident evil 7 u make me sob every time
I always forget how bad I love the intimacy of it all until I watch Ethan shiver in the corner and cuss like a teacher finally cutting themselves some slack and allowing a notable shit to cut into the noise of a misbehaving fourth grade classroom, and fucking Leon Kennedy backflip over chainsaws and sit on a thrown for shiggles as he saves the presidents daughter back to back
resident evil 7 was a stroke of old fashioned emotional horror in a series of action kickass plots and im so insanely like crazy abt it
it gives me the same feeling of a warm mug heating up my hands on an early morning as I watch a bird prance along a tree branch and for some reason im hit with an overwhelming appreciation for life yk
I love u Ethan Winters, u mean multiple worlds to me. Atleast half a dozen
tsukishima struggling to give up his button during graduation and just like mailing it to u a week after is rlly funny, esp if yall r neighbors, and doubly esp if yall r in an established relationship
i need to read more academic articles to make my yaoi more insane
i am the anon. hi.
if u r who I think u r, I fucking love you and ur unmitigated lust towards Light Yagami, from hit series deathnote, psuedos including but not limited to: Kira, God of the New World, Halos Blorbo, and Halos blorba (on special, rule 63 occasions)
we will have unhealthy
sex to cope, and it will be
mutual
So feel free to be
that freaky in my inbox if ur Light lusting heart so desires alr
hating bitches is a very slicked fucking slope bc one wrong phrase, let’s use Go Fuck Yourself for instance, and it snowballs into toxic yuri faster than I can finish my slander tweet and it drives me up the goddamn wall
bc bc- why am I telling you to go pleasure urself, that’s MY hobby, so now the only natural course of spiteful action is to run on home and fuck myself even harder than ur presumed fucking of self bc I’ll be damned if I let a bitch I hate orgasm better than me.
but now, hand down pants and moaning up a storm, I have to then consider just how hard opp regularly fucks themselves and amp my own fucking by three thousand percent, and then. and then.
And then im just
masturbating to opps face. And that’s. That’s gay.
FUCK
when i masturbate i imagine fucking beyond's ass while he cries about not having L and i cry about not having Light and we both watch them going at it in the background. then i'll shush beyond, tell him it's ok, that i understand, and they're kinda just assholes anyway, and in the end i'm glad i have him and he says me too and that's when i come.
yk what hell yeah
see tumblr dot com I rlly am putting in the effort to be the bigger person halo isn’t insane for no reason
disregard freak out I love my friends more than- *gag* more tha- *gag*
more than my blorbo…
disregard freak out I love my friends more than- *gag* more tha- *gag*
more than my blorbo…
2025 House MD Chase is a transgender woman. The whole team argues about whether or not it’s appropriate for House to perform her bottom surgery. Wilson is against it and Chase CLAIMS she’s against it but secretly she’s interpreting him doing it as approval from her dad boss for her transition. Taub doesn’t gaf, he’s just pushing Chase to get a boob job and leaving the cards of surgeons who will do that on her work area. 13 finds herself attracted to Chase now that she’s presenting fem and has a whole crisis where she sleeps with 12 blonde women in one week. Wilson and Chase make a bingo card of transmisogynistic jokes and tells House if he doesn’t get a bingo by the end of the week he can do the bottom surgery. He gets 3 bingos but all the jokes are about Cuddy so he argues it shouldn’t count.
every so often the grass feels greener and the sky bluer and the air fresher as you feel it grace your throat, lungs , and then back out again through your nostrils, and you foolishly allow a sentence formed from the most clueless of dreamers to flood your little feeble mind,
“Is life- beautiful?”
and then. And then a hanamiya makawhatthefuckeverishisfullname stan walks in… and you remember earth is just hell painted over with little chances of maybes that only serve to further plunge you into agony
Tetsu's ignite passes show that his arms are so strong he could carry around with ease even tho canon doesn't seem to apreciate his strength
let’s play would you rather!
Would you rather, B, suffer the blows of a million Trojan men but! they have modern steroids and ten five hour energies running through their hot blooded veins,
Or
A, endure a mutual that likes hanamiya?
hey chat am I the asshole if I set my house on fire and kill evb in it including me to frame my irl mutual for fucking with hanamiya from hit series KUROKO’S basketball (peak series following yb kuroko as he kicks ass and plays fast, hence the name) instead of the one and only never lonely forever homie kuroko tetsuya ?
hey anons am I the asshole if I kill myself bc my irl mutual fucks with kurokos enemies and I write a missive blaming it on her and alleging that she’s made me commit and put her behind bars for manslaughter with phony evidence or what
Kuroko to me is what a magic genie is to a hopelessly broken individual who clasps the situation by their teeth, makes two wishes to fulfill their life goals, of which may include traveling world wide or petting a lion without getting mauled, before utilizing that last wish to die painlessly, peacefully, and completely without effort or thought
I’m insane about him… yeah? Grass is green- just listen to what im saying tho
Its so funny how Light just has a couple sets of like. Adidas tracksuits. in his wardrobe for when he has to go out to Do Evil
im so sorry but if you don’t ride for kuroko a hundred and ten percent throughout the entire fucking series on like a base level of ride or die loyalty, go deepthroat a shotgun and pull the trigger u prick