Katowashere - KATOKI

Roleswap AU

If only you could know how much joy it brings to me to create an AUs that no one asked for.

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Ah, hello there! Well, first of all, I'm not exactly a good storyteller or writer, plus English is not my first language and I'm dyslexic, which makes me tired of writing easily, so don't expect big and complex text here. In fact, it’s not just a normal text, but a bunch of facts, headcanons and my comments. Part of this’ll be even a little bit personal. You’ve been warned, fellas. For those who still reading it - thank you. In this AU Zim is truly the most succesful invader in the Irken Empire. He’s aware of this and therefore his ego is immense. His desire to serve the Tallest quickly passed when his efforts’ve been neglected. Zim makes no secret of his disgust for the Almighty Tallest and so do they by sending him on deadly missions in hope that he won’t return. But he always survives. That's why they send Zim to deal with Tak, who also was a pain in the ass for all this years. However, Zim decided to postrone her elimination so he could stay on Earth for a while.

Tak is just extremely unlucky. She disgraced herself in front of the whole Armada on the day of her final examination and then she was assigned to the planet Dirt as a punishment.

And here where the personal stuff starts. Now let's talk about Gaz... Specifically about he/him lesbian headcanon. I haven't seen even a single character in media that represents that category of people, and furthermore not a single person who would have such headcanon, so I felt like I should create my own.   It was stated that Gaz has a girly side to her but doesn't want anyone (except her family) to know and it's actually resonates with me on so many levels. Since we have this weird connection, I decided to make her more representative for me. And that's how this headcanon was born. Some people think that he/him lesbians can't exist because using these pronouns automaticly makes you a trans person or somehow a man??? It's very painful to hear, especially from those who are supposed to be in the same boat with you. He/him lesbians are not men, they are still women - they simply are more comfortable with he/him pronouns. Pronouns are a personal preference to what someone wants to be called and it is not a mandatory for their gender and pronouns to match. Please take care of yourself and respect others. Love y’all, have a nice day!

🩷💝💖💕💞💗 F-for me? 💕🩷💖💗💓

for @underpaid-paragon with guest appearances by @nosferslotu and @ghoulipedia and @katowashere

O, the agony of not sharing current hyperfixarions with my close friends: a never-ending battle between wanting to yapp about my fandom AUs, designs and plans for small comics, and the urge to submit to a collective brainrot with my besties.

I doubt I would be able to resist their calling enough to complete my fandom ideas tho 😔

I just made a meme and now can’t stop screaming into the void. @dana-chan325​ , @paketdimensioncomic , @lululablette, I told you guys it’s not over yet. You may ask: “Why the fuck did you do this?” The answer is I DON’T FUCKING KNOW.

Ofc the only @ that isn't working is mine. Why Tumblr wants to fight me so bad, my gooood 💦

Anyway, Esthy that's adorable. Truly adorable. I can't discribe in words how much i like it. Thank you - you made me so happy aaaaAaaaAAAAAAAA!

here’s the dad squad

@dana-chan325; @katowashere; @paketdimensioncomic , come and collect your dads

2020 is the year where we all give zim a dad, that’s it, that’s all that matters

Me: don't overreact and reply to everything. You might scare them off.

Also me:

Tbh this post is now 9000 times better!

Thx @paketdimensioncomic !

So… I practiced stylization to simplify my own style before I’ll start working on a fancomic, and suddenly created this monstrosity:

Mom come pick me up I’m scared.

Well, it didn’t work out. That’s in my nature to draw cute thingies - not creepy ones. Perhaps if I make him smoother and maybe a little bit softer so he could be more appealing and- Wait, why is he getting smaller?

Oh shit, he’s shrinking!

no no NO NO NOOOOOO!!!

GO BACK GO BACK GO BACK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!

Too late… I diagnose you with the baby.

Guess who’s got Among us two days ago and happened to be the impostor in his very first game? I’m sure lucky as hell. I was too shy and scared to kill somebody so I just politely followed others when they were doing their tasks. One true pacifistic impostor and the ultimate dunderhead.

God I love this game. Also if someone wants to play with me my DMs are always open owo

When I understood how to play properly and became ungovernable: haha crew mates go brrr

If Zim and Dib made the fruit-fantastic, since Zim has nothing between his legs and Dib is a trans woman, would that mean that Dib would give and Zim would receive?

Uh... Ok, hun, let's make it clear.

First of all, I am not really a Zadr shipper (I used to be one when I was a minor, but both zadrs and antis screwed up my life so hard that I'm no longer comfortable with this pairing and also that's why I quit the fandom 5 years ago). Still think Zadr is fine tho. I support it and don't mind if someone interprets my content like that, but I personally prefer Zadf more, and I never thought about their relationship in sexual context.

Secondly, Dib is trans man, not woman. And he's still haven't finished his transition.

In addition, discussing NSFW topics with anons is beyond my comfort zone so I'd be grateful if no one would ask me questions related to sex ever again. Please 💦

Btw, the short answer is "no". The only thing they both can give each other is care and support or strong platonic love.

Also what the heck is fruit-fantastic? Where does it ever come from??? Explain yourself 🔫

Grumpy babooshka appreciation post

To be honest, this drawing's made for one person specifically.

Yes, Dana, I'm talking to you. I wish you a very pleasant evening ✨🌻

- And a gratifying time of the day to everyone else!

Attacks for @camilishpilish and @katowashere