Here Is One For Akatani Shinamoru! Also I Now Have Two New Oc’s I Will Post About Them Soon!

In no way beating the furry allegations

G U Y S

hIS NECK

Just appreciating the fact that Aizawa ran outside during the training camp arc, was horrified by the forest being on fire, immediately got blasted by blueflame, dodged it, took down his attacker by slamming a knee into his jaw, restrained him, demanded for know how many villains were present and which students they were targeting, and proceeded to start calmly and methodically snapping his bones for motivation (while implying he wasn't going to stop - and it would be inconvenient if he reached his legs).

I think what makes the scene even more powerful is that it's after the USJ... where a villain pinned Aizawa down and methodically broke his bones in quite a similar manner. Fuck, it's probably where he got the ruthless idea in the first place.

Anything to protect his kids students.

*Eraserhead appreciation noises*

Have you ever been to earth?

On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pretty simple stuff, and I’m surprised you at least got that part right. My burrito was, in fact, filled with food. In this, you and I agree and are friends. But this is also where my lifelong hatred begins for you and anyone else whose brain has been repeatedly scrubbed with the same mixture of bleach and Pop Rocks as yours has. Because that should have killed you, but left you around long enough to do what you did to me today. Let me explain:

You’re an idiot.

Let me further explain:

Burritos are eaten from one end to the other. So that means when you assemble a burrito with motherfucking ZONES of ingredients going that direction, you create a disgusting experience for the burrito’s end user. When you make a burrito, you should put the ingredients in layerslengthwise. That way, every bite has AT LEAST A FUCKING CHANCE of getting at least two types of ingredients, and there is little chance of becoming almost hopelessly trapped in a goddamned cilantro cavern.

Have you ever eaten one of the things you make all fucking day? You should try one. They are pretty good WHEN YOU ARE NOT WILLING YOURSELF THROUGH THE FUCKING EMPIRE OF SOUR CREAM ONLY TO END UP IN LETTUCE COUNTRY.

When you eat a burrito, you don’t stand it up and bite down on it lengthwise like a fucking Rancor. Humans can’t usually dislocate their jaws, and I’m not a fucking pelican. But you must think that’s how it’s done, since that would be THE ONLY FUCKING WAY to take a bite of your crapstrosity and have it taste like a burrito.

And guess what else, player? You probably can’t guess anything, because I’m pretty sure you’re just a mop with a hat on it that fell over and spilled some shit into a tortilla, but just in case, here’s what:

Humans also don’t eat burritos like fucking corn on the cob. Like a fucking typewriter from one end to the other a little at a time and then DING next line. But today I wish I had tried that. Because at least THEN I would be able to eat some rice, then beans, then be all like HEY BEANS I’LL BE RIGHT BACK JUST GOING OVER HERE TO THE GUACAMOLE FOR A SECOND.

Nope.

My experience was more like HEY BEANS IT’S JUST GOING TO BE YOU AND I FOR A MINUTE UNTIL I CAN FUCKING EXCAVATE THE RICE FROM BENEATH YOU BUT BY THEN YOU WILL BE A FADING MEMORY OH HEY I WAS WRONG I’M IN THE FUCKING CHEESEOSPHERE NOW RICE MUST BE NEXT I HOPE IT’S NOT ANOTHER FUCKING SALSA POCKET.

You built this thing like a fucking pack of LifeSavers.

And don’t even fucking think I’m about to open this shit up and re-engineer your nonsense 90 degrees. I ALREADY PUT A HOLE IN IT WITH MY FUCKING MOUTH. YEAH. THAT’S HOW I DISCOVERED YOU FUCKING SUCK AT LOOKING AT THINGS. I AM NOT GOING TO DO FUCKING TORTILLA ORIGAMI TO GET THIS SHIT BACK TOGETHER, ONLY TO END UP WITH A BURRITO THAT’S BEEN SHOT IN THE GUT AND IS BLEEDING YOUR INEPTITUDE.

What’s that? I should ask you to mix it up first next time? IS THIS JAMBA JUICE? I DON’T WANT TO DRINK MY FUCKING BURRITO THROUGH A BENDY STRAW, AND I DON’T WANT A PILE OF BURRITO SOUP IN A FLOUR CAN.

I just want a burrito.

In conclusion:

You’re the worst thing that has ever happened to the universe, you owe everyone everywhere an apology for this burritobomination, and I hope your babies look like monkeys.

UPDATE FOR EVERYONE WHO SAID “JUST EAT IT WITH A FORK”:

A fucking fork?

I DIDN’T ORDER THE FUCKING COBBURRITO SALAD.

If anyone ever handed me a burrito with a fork, THEY WOULD BE WEARING A BRAND NEW BURRITO HAT FROM MY FALL COLLECTION TEN SECONDS LATER.

That’s like buying a car and having them hand you a fucking wrench with the keys. Like YEAH WE KNOW THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S GOING TO EXPLODE AND BE SPREAD ACROSS EIGHT LANES AS SOON AS YOU HIT THE GAS, BUT SHIT, WE GAVE YOU A WRENCH, SO BE COOL.

Jesus already gave me two burrito forks. One at the end of each arm. They’re called fucking HANDS.

A fork. My god. I haven’t cried since I was six, but I’m fucking sobbing now.

People eat burritos with forks?

God is sorry he made us.

(Source)

Ok I was just chilling in my bed when my brain came up with this piece of poetry

In a sea filled with chaos and uncertainty are you a continent? A land that’s known to many, always there for others to lean on for security and a sense of safety.

Or are you an island? A small paradise known only to a few, however those that know you feel safe and secure in your presence.

Or are you just another boat on the sea searching for a continent or island to call your own.

I’m not a poet I’ve never come up with any sort of poetry before but I think this is beautiful!

Glad you like her she’s one of my fave music artists :)

Do you like emo(ish) pop music? If so I’m recommending you AVIVA she’s on Apple Music and probably other things but I don’t know for sure if you do listen to her, I hope you like her!

Took me too fucking long to get to this ask--

So I listened to wish it on you (I listen to voila too so I was hooked instantly.) and Paralyzed. So far, really good first impression, I'll look into her stuff more. Thanks for the rec 💥🧡

marathon fact for fun

You know what’s funny about marathons a guy like thousands of years ago ran twenty six miles then just dropped dead so people started running twenty six miles to honor him but actually we’ve all just been flexing to this dead guy for thousands of years saying hey you did this and you died yet we do it for fun

These are some quirks I’ve already made

Mango Maker: the user has the ability to turn anything into a mango. Whatever was turned will stay a mango until the quirk is turned off or if it sustained a large amount of damage in mango form.

RoseVines: the user has the ability to create and control vines with roses at the tips. that kinda explains it all.

Psycho: this quirk is a lot like Aizawa’s except instead of erasing quirks it makes people go insane until you blink.

Third Eye: this quirk gives its user a floating third eye that they have the ability to freely fly around and see through. When quirk is not in use the user simply has a third eye.

Black Horns: this quirk gives its user two black horns that they can change the size of. That’s it but the name really makes sense for the quirk

Angels Feathers: this quirk gives its user large white wings that allow them to take energy from the surrounding area or people and use that energy to heal others or themself. This quirk also lets its user control and sharpen their feathers much like hawks/keigo’s quirk.

Rapid Growth: this quirk allows its user to cause rapid growth to the flora surrounding them. Thats it that’s the quirk

Rat: this quirk gives its user a pair of rat ears on their head along with, heightened intelligence, the ability to communicate with rats, and finally, the ability to become a rat. This is one of my faves

Squared: this quirk gives its user the ability to turn anything into either a square or a Minecraft like square shape. This quirk can work on anything, alive or not. For people in the Minecraft like shape imagine deku during that fake interview when kiri said “hey! When’d he learn to use my quirk!”

Centaur: if you’ve read Percy Jackson just think Chiron, if you have not then here. This quirk gives its user the ability to become a centaur aka half horse half human. But when quirk is not in use its user is stuck in a wheelchair.

Demonic Angel: this quirk gives its user two horns one white, one black, along with two wings and heterochromia to match. It also allows its user to change the emotions of others both positively and negatively, when others emotions have been upped the effected’s strength and luck improves but when worsened the opposite happens.

Black cat: this quirk gives its user black cat ears, fangs, and retractable claws much like a cat, but also cat like agility and even the ability to become a black cat. Meow :)

Pocket doors: this quirk gives its user the ability to create doors to different pocket dimensions whenever they please, though if overused it’s much more likely to accidentally travel to an unsafe dimension.

That’s all the good ones I have but my ask box is open if anyone wants to send me more quirk ideas!

This post took so long to make both cuz of the rainbow letters and the fact that it’s just long

Impulse control

Ooh so this is a shigadabi WIP in which Dabi has no sense of self-preservation, Shigaraki is trying to curtail Dabi’s poor impulse control and Shigaraki’s efforts lead to unanticipated crushing

The blurb:

Shigaraki had a problem. Well to be more precise, Shigaraki had a lot of problems, but his resident arsonist was, for the moment at least, the most pressing.

Dabi was, logistically speaking, a great fit for the league: intelligent, possessing a powerful and destructive quirk and a desire to see heroes brought to their knees. A solid asset.

Which is why it was kind of pissing him off that Dabi seemed hellbent on destroying himself. It wouldn’t do the league any good if the idiot went and got killed before they really needed his firepower, but unfortunately Dabi seemed to possess absolutely no sense of self-preservation. Unlike Twice whose poor decision making skills could generally be attributed to traumatic head injury and corrected by pairing him with a more level-headed member, Dabi should know better.

He knew for a fact that Dabi was as suspicious as a stray cat - which was why he kept rejecting various recruits for the league. Why this decision making ability didn’t extend to near death experiences and severe injuries, Shigaraki could not comprehend. It wasn’t like the man had an ardent desire for glory. He tended to fade into the background when possible. And it wasn’t like Dabi was hiding a secret healing ability that rendered those injuries minor; Shigaraki had personally stitched him up a few times.

The only explanation that Shigaraki could come up with was that Dabi just didn’t care enough to avoid potential death and injury. Which made this problem considerably more complex than dealing with the occasional problematic behaviors of the other members of the league.

Toga was pouting? Buy her a cute jacket and find a blood donor.

Compress was bored? Clap at his magic tricks.

Spinner felt neglected? Play video games with him.

They were pretty easy to keep out of trouble if you just kept an eye on them. Dabi was an entirely different problem. He needed some more advanced management technique that Shigaraki did not have in his admittedly small arsenal.

The ‘Dabi Management’ problem had led Shigaraki to steal an embarrassingly named book from a local bookstore: 1001 Reasons to Wake Up and Smile! Yes, it was stupid. But it wasn’t like Shigaraki was qualified to give Dabi therapy or anything so this was the next best bet. Maybe if he just dangled small happinesses in front of Dabi on occasion then the arsonist would start to think twice about getting stabbed again next time. You know: if I die here, I can’t eat that fucking cake I left in the fridge, etc?

Well, he had come up with worse ideas in his lifetime.

timeline math: shigaraki, izuku, & afo

Some timeline math:

Shigaraki is about 20 years old. 

Izuku is about 16. 

The age when a child develops a quirk is age 4, also the age when Izuku was confirmed Quirkless.

In this flashback where we see AFO kidnap Shigaraki, he still has his face and hair, so we can assume it was before the AM vs. AFO fight that left them both at their weakest:

Listen, we know AFO choose to groom Shigaraki specifically because it would hurt All Might –– he says this. But why look for a full on successor before he was injured? He is essentially immortal, and character-wise, he has a massive ego backed up by intelligence. And (see above) he literally has Jesus holes in his hand, likely from his Quirk. I’m not doubting his choice to choose a successor, I’m doubting why he chose that moment. Any character needs a trigger. Since this was _before _All Might wrecked AFO’s whole face, what was his trigger?

Here we get two important, subtle details: AFO tells Shigaraki to call him Sensei, Shigaraki asks what he will be teaching. He establishes this relationship from the get-go: You will be a villain, and I will teach you.

But something that also struck me was this: AFO says sorry for the room being cramped. Why would Hori include this detail, unless it meant something?

Look at it this way. Shigaraki is called a man-child multiple times, his development is all off, and he’s interested in video games to a degree where he conflates it with his own life. 

My idea is he spent A LOT of time in this room, by himself, interacted with AFO and the Doctor only, played video games, and almost never left (if never left at all). I think this might be for a few reasons, but the most glaring is: Shigaraki was kidnapped. He had to be hidden.

Shigaraki says he can’t remember much before meeting the Doctor and AFO.

The Doctor says “Ah, I know a lot about that.”

Odd response, right? Is there something they did to Shigaraki he hasn’t caught on about?

Shigaraki has no memories of his past, only the emotions behind it. He even calls it a “broken record.”

AFO definitely ripped those memories out. Here, it’s pretty much implied his sister was showing him a picture of their grandmother in hero costume because their father disapproved of Shigaraki wanting to be a hero. Even if the trauma would help toward him becoming a villain, it’s much easier to groom him if he’s pretty much a clean slate, which is what AFO did to him. 

I’m not even so sure his father was abusive, which is what some fandom thought for a while –– not after this panel. It seems more like his father was reaching for him to calm him down. And what use does AFO have of a good father figure? None. Shigaraki only needs him.

Can we even say for sure if the hands he carries are of his dead family? Can we say for sure his family is dead, even? The one person I’m personally not so sure is dead is his sister, who Hori has: 1) drawn to look more like Nana, and 2) given the most panels out of any supposed family members.

What we can be sure of, though, is that people were looking for Tenko Shimura. He was a kid who disappeared. AFO couldn’t risk Shigaraki being found, or him finding out the real circumstances behind his kidnapping. There’s a lot of questions here, and a lot of gaps, but what we can be sure of is this is a classic grooming scheme,_ with a lot of work put behind it_. And for what?

First, I want to say:_ Izuku is a foil of Shigaraki_, and vise-versa. This is made clear many times. 

They even have the same shoes.

While all this is going on in Shigaraki’s end, we have Izuku, who should have just been diagnosed as Quirkless. All his memories are happy when he’s with his mother. But it’s just them, for every flashback, every single time. On-page, there is no mention of his father beyond: he has a fire-breath Quirk, and he’s Inko’s husband. (Other official sources say he is working abroad, it’s just off-page.)

I gotta say, this is odd. Why would anyone who had a father, a good one or a bad one or even an ok one, just never mention him ever? Not in a flashback, not in a memory, not in passing, no phone calls, no nothing. Not even when Izuku thought he was about to die did he think of his father:

He doesn’t even text his dad when he gets his license: 

The guy is just… not on his mind. At all. He has no feelings about it, either. It would be odd if he brought up his dad at this point, in a negative or a positive light. It seems that whatever situation his household is in, his father straight up just does not exist. 

So I’m proposing a theory: Was Izuku and his mother’s memories altered like Shigaraki’s? Was it around the same time they were both around the Doctor, who has been established as someone who finds Quirks for AFO? Why is it around Izuku’s birth does AFO find Shigaraki?

Shigaraki and Izuku are foils. But just how much are they connected?