May I Pitch:

you mean this wasn’t word-for-word what happened??

Patricia and Eddie meeting for the first time be like

so you remember when alix’s pocket watch was introduced way back in season one, alim is like “ this was created by our ancestor who was ‘ahead of his time’” and then it’s revealed to be a miraculous after a couple of seasons. Then in season five, alim isn’t surprised when his daughter has to disappear from all existence basically — part of which came from the photos he was sent by future alix, yeah, but he had to of been just a little bit surprised. Yet he wasn’t.

All I’m saying is that alix kubdel’s ancestor could very well be the creator of the miraculous and nobody is talking about it.

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character1: when you said “fuck the patriarchy” did you mean that metaphorically or literally?

character2: . . . metaphorically

character1: gotchaaaa, i wasn’t sure so i did both just to be safe—

THE TSARITSA AND A SILLY THEORY

So I've recently gotten into Genshin Impact. Go ahead and cringe if you wish I'll give you a moment.

Anyway, I started having a growing fascination with Snezhnaya and the Tsaritsa, the latter who is definitely a calculating character right? So of course she knows that there will be those outside of Snezhnaya who will oppose her mission and try to stop her right? Hence I got the silly idea that she names an heir to her title and her duties not just as the next Tsaritsa but as the next Cryo Archon.

This is also just an excuse to introduce you all to my OC, the Tsarevna Snezhana Morosov:

(i used picrew because i am no artist guys)

Snezhana is a 5-star Cryo sword wielder born and raised in Snezhnayan aristocracy.

As a child, Zhana was able to escape the brutal murder of her noble family and flee to Zapolyarny palace with her father's dying vision. The Tsaritsa heard her cries to the Fatui and decided to take her in and name her as her heir.

Zhana grows up to become a version of Snow White, holding an air of innocence and naivete, but she's actually been observing silently and plotting the Tsaritsa's downfall because she know how outlandish her plans of revenge really are. Zhana has grown to learn from her adoptive mother and even become a lot like her despite not sharing blood, which is why she creates the Adventurer's Guild under the guise of uniting Teyvat's adventurers -- her various nannies Katheryne acting as her informants in secret while Zhana roots out the Harbingers.

It's very convoluted and there are some kinks I need to work out, but at the end of the day the Tsaritsa is like "I knew you were doing this all along -- that's why I think you'll make a better archon than me" and somehow the Tsaritsa dies and her power is somehow transferred to Zhana, becoming the new archon.

I thought it would be cool to see the crowning of a new archon in the world of Genshin Impact and figured with the court intrigue and mystery and calculation that went along with the frozen Cryo kingdom, it would only add to the convolution that was Snezhnaya (and yes, Zhana was named after her homeland).

and maybe there's some complicated history between Zhana and Childe.

Thoughts? Opinions? It's going to be a story on my Wattpad so I'll post a link if and when that's up. :)

i’ve seen too many animated memes for genshin and hsr i’m gonna need a twitter au for them

there’s absolutely zero reason for it and i have not gotten to the later chapters yet but i think merula snyde and ben copper could be neat. 🤷‍♀️

i love this actually 🥹🥲

i just had thoughts of a zutara elemental au but i’m so conflicted on how it would work best — zuko be the ember to katara’s wade? or would katara work best as a water!ember and zuko a fire!wade???? I MEAN COME ON THIS WAS BOUND TO HAPPEN

one thing that just kinda bugs me about the whole stealing/losing voice things magical-wise is that it’s basically removing the ability for your vocal chords to vibrate and allow you to speak using your voice from my understanding.

so guys just fucking whisper??

the vocal chords don’t need to vibrate in order to whisper so while it may not be loud or anything YOU CAN STILL SPEAK??

of course there may be other factors at play but i’m personally tired of the same old story regarding losing one’s voice when they can technically still communicate.

i wanna see the origins of candela obscura. how was it founded? who founded it? what made them want to do this? i am seriously this close 🤏 to writing a series focusing on the first ever circle of candela obscura that inspired the creation of the secret society with a duty carried out for generations in the fairelands.

someone literally made a powerpoint presentation about this for the ppt night we planned 😳

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her