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shut up Dimitri

Sylvain: Dimitri! Would you say that you’re an ass or a tits man?

Dimitri: With all that I have done I do not believe I deserve to be called a man

Sylvain: 

Sylvain: Alright! Felix! Would you say you’re an ass or-

only one

trying to write the next chapter but struggling because work is too much :(

Enjoy!

Was very inspired by @breizhbaguette post (which is super freaking cool btw) so I kinda did something of my own. Am I projecting? I guess we’ll never know. (Yes I most definitely am). Anywayssss :)

SOBBING WHILE PLAYING

That time all of the entire batfamily was sleep deprived

Dick: “Tim? Tim! Can you read this? I feel like I’m slipping”

Tim: [slowly walks over]

Dick: “so, what I understand is that the whole operation is settled in New Jersey”

Tim: [reading it over and over] “Dick, there’s nothing about New Jersey in here. Get it together, man”

Jason: “Dick, go lay down man”

Dick: “m’fine”

Tim: [turns around] “I forgot where I put my sandwich”

Dick: “do you want me to call it?”

Tim: [stares at Dick]

Jason: “yes. Please, call Tim’s sandwich”

Dick: [pulls out phone]

Damian: “Grayson, think about it”

Dick: [calls Tim’s phone]

Tim: “hello, this is not Tim’s sandwich”

Bruce: [leans back in his chair] “Dick, leave a voice mail”

Stephanie: “this… this would be so funny if I could hold my eyes open”

Dick: “I’m waiting for the beep”

Tim: [looks at Bruce]

Dick: [realizes] “wait, god- fuck you guys”

Bruce: “I’m honestly shocked you got that far”

Cass: [enters with Tim’s sandwich, eating it]

Tim: [groans]

:(