OMG YES

STOP DONT MAKE ME CRY.

Honestly goated Ares you go my man

Still love Apollo tho and I love his stuff but I think the funniest thing is how all his Bfs/Gfs are all big buff people that could crack him in half with one move

Also I just found out there’s an Apollo statue where he’s dressed as a woman and….you go dude, you love amazing work it ✨✨

This is just a personal opinion but I HATE IT when ppl draw Apollo as some little white dude

BRO IS LITERAL SUNLIGHT GIVE HIM SOME COLOR PLEASEEEEEEEEEE 😭😭😭 DONT MAKE HIM THE COLOR OF PAPER

(I once saw someone draw him as one of those twink child white boys and I wanted to judge so hard but then i remember my art looks like dog shit so I don’t ❤️)

*gag* Apollo 🤮

No but fr, he was literally described as tan 😭😭😭 the ONE TIME he was described as pale is when Hyacinthus died 😭

Also!! Fun fact: Hyacinthus had four kids and a wife that he left for Apollo, which I find interesting. I can’t find much detail to as if it was non con, or Hyacinthus was just a weirdo? But I’d like to think that his kids grow hyacinths 🧐🧐🧐

(I need to stop hating on Apollo,one of these days I’m gonna need him, and he’s gonna send me a plague or something 😞😞😞) (please apollo, have mercy, I’m a MINOR 👹👹)

I hate when I’m in an argument with a calypso defender and they say smth like “but what about Nico?! He’s just like calypso!”

Nope! Let’s bring in the good old Greek mythology! The best way to sum up the lotus flowers/lotus casino in one sentence in epic the musical! Quote “It's a lotus, it controls your mind and never lets you free”

Which is literally what the lotus flower does. The flower eaten causes forgetfulness and makes them loose their desire to return home. Nico was 10. He was a literal CHILD. Not teen, not pre-teen, CHILD.

The lotus casino pushes the lotus flowers into the air so they forget how long they’ve stayed there for. 70 years in the real world could be two weeks for Bianca and Nico. But the difference between Nico and calypso is one thing.

Nico didn’t mentally or emotionally grow up. Calypso did.

Yes both their ages stayed the same but Nico still was mentally a child. A 10 year old. Calypso is immortal and knew what was happening and mentally and emotionally matured, Nico did not.

Nico literally didn’t know what was happening but calypso DID. Yes technically Nico would be a senior citizen but he didnt mentally, physically or emotionally developed while in the lotus casino. Calypso did.

Now I do sympathize with calypsos curse, it’s terrible, but that shouldn’t be an excuse to defend her from the terrible things she has done.

A ref? 😭 I’m sorry I’m very sleep deprived rn and I am dumber than a rock what is that 😭

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

OMG UR SO RIGHT 😭😭

“Always have a writer friend it’ll be fun!!”

NO. TWEAKING RN BC I HAVE MORE THAN 12K WORDS, 25 PAGES, AND 66,714 CHARACTERS AND IM WORKING OVERTIME FOR ONE PERSON. ONE PERSON.

IM WRITING THIS LIKE THIS WILL KILL ME ALL FOR ONE PERSON WHO CAN ACTUALLY READ IT. Wanna know what’s worse…? ITS NOT EVEN ON CHAPTER FIVE YET.

I love my pookies tho I’ll always do this for them 🥰💛

“Just use ai” the man with Cheeto dust on his face and fingers say, running his meaty fingers through his greasy 4 strands of hair before putting on his fedora and typing to his discord kittens

I then smacked him with a galvanised square steel bar in his hideous face, I then started to scream and yell at him as I bash his head with my hello kitty Nintendo switch

“Ai is stupid, and it’s cheating” I saw as I look him with my darkened eyes, my pupils fixated on his hatsune miku gaming chair

“Ai is real art!” He said protestingly, he almost sounded like a nerd emoji

I then proceeded to feed him to the meat worm 😋

(Sending you good vibes to help finish 👹)

Just a reminder guys that there is a book where Zeus fucks a tree, the tree has a son, the son turns into an apartment door, Zeus gives the door sentience and all the while this door kills a man and hooks up with the woman that lives inside the apartment.

OMNOMNNOMNOM THANK THEE FATHER

says the cat made of fire

MEOWWWWWWWWW father. I acquire your assistance.

I need to open a can of tuna yet I…have no apossable thumbs…may thee help me?

Asks the cat made from fire

uhh okay

『 he opens the can with a *click! tshhh* 』

here you go

GUNFIGHT ARENA AND I CAN GIVE YOU MY USER

I come out of my cave, crawling on all fours while my phone with pay gorn (ao3 fanfics) in my search history as I foam at the mouth….

Do you have Minecraft?

I’m a Roblox girly 😝😝😝

(No but I used to play mincraft in 2020, I was apart of my schools minecraft club, read all the books, watched all the shows, learned coding, mastered red stone, and played tournaments. But like my dsmp phase, that had to be left in 2022)

ISNT UR OC THE DAUGHTER OF CIRCE AND ODYSSEUS

Do you like my pin? 🥰

this you?

In your Steven AU universe, for some reason, I believe that before Apollo's "death", Will and Austin lived with him and not with their mortal mothers. [I imagine that Apollo did something very meaningful and useful for Zeus and he allowed him to really raise his several future children].

It was a very cozy and peaceful place, some small town by the sea or a quiet, prosperous area, - cozy apartment or a beautiful little house. [Will and Austin were created from clay and revive by Apollo, so Naomi and Latricia were unaware of their motherhood].

Imagine what a happy little family they were - two wonderful sons and their wonderful loving father. Then Apollo fell in love with Darren and Kayla was conceived...

Will and Austin hug desperately, clinging tightly to each other under the door of the room where their younger sister is born. Then they listen to how the newborn Kayla screamed, and grandma and aunt started crying...

This is such an amazing perspective of it! It’s so sad tho too which is basically the whole AU lol

In this AU the ancient law of the gods not being able to see their kids wasn’t forced until the birth of thalia, Percy, Jason, Nico and Bianca (I can’t remember who was first, I think Thalia but I’m not sure) meaning the gods COULD spend time with their children

Now they can’t bring their kids up on Olympus out of fear chaos would happen but Apollo was good father. He would bless all the parents he had kids with in some way (like with Naomi he promoted her music career) so that they could live on their own comfortably

In the wiki it says that Austin in 14 while Kayla is 15 or younger meaning we probably don’t know their actual ages. I’m going to make Kayla 13 to make it make more sense.

With this though Will was only 2 when Austin was born and 3 when Kayla was. He and Austin don’t really remember Apollo much, but they do remember his long sunshine golden hair and his singing voice. They never blamed Kayla for what has happened, but they didn’t blame anyone because no one told them what actually happened to Apollo.

Meaning after Kayla’s birth the parents were forced to be by themselves and to support themselves without knowing what actually happened to Apollo. Zeus and the others know but not the parents or the kids.