She Had Two Dads (I Made Leo Trans Bc If I’m Trans So Are My Favorite Characters That’s The Law ❤️)

WE NEED BONELESS WINGS !!!

I will literally yap about Maria for HOURS BRO

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

Father…pick thyn up! Pet me!

The cat of fire says dramatically

Father, may I have the delicious food from thee food supplier without thy dollar money?

well i don't really have any mortal food... y'all can have ambrosia, right?

I don’t care what they say, Apollo is the god I do love and worship and support ☀️❤️

I JUST FOUND OUT THE TOA FANDOM SHIPS FUCKING APOLLO WITH THE ARROW OF DODONDA. THE TALKING ARROW. THAT ONLY HE CAN HEAR. I FUCKING LOVE THIS FANDOM 😭

LMAOOO, dw im ok with that! Also….dookie….in calendar..💔 (I say as I have to use my autocorrect to help me…)

Off topic mini rant but I hate when ppl r like

“You can’t make that character! They don’t make sense and are overpowered!”

I LIKE IT THAT WAY. I LOVE MY OVERPOWERED MARY SUE CHARACTER. I LOVR HOW SHE DOESNT MAKE SENSE. LEAVE MY MARIA VALDEZ ALONE 😭😭

REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLLLLLLLL

Like leave me alone, it’s called ✨fun✨ apparently you don’t have enough creativity to understand how much I’ve put into this characters perfect lore. Like bsfr. Also? I hate when people actually hate on Gacha characters. Like the pink hair unicorn princess depressed ones, they have more creativity then you! Hoe, I’d like to see you try to give her a dramatic backstory, you don’t know how to use kinemaster do you?! Huh? Obviously not! I don’t see you doing the “I’m not your toy” meme, cause your not artistically talented enough to comprehend the art of these characters

Also…

Father, thee arrows of Dodona club musteth merge, may we father?

—Shakespeare cat

Hello father, I have come to meet thee

The cat of fire says in a Shakespeare accent

oh gods not another arrow of dodona

hello, son! uhm... what's up 😎

OH BABY MAMA WOOWEEE 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

If she tried to kill my pookie bear Apollo I will find the most heinous nicknames to call her.

Evangeline before she did Crimes

Evangeline after she attempted Parricide

OMG IM SO GLAD. LOL. I HATE HER. You should see my recent post where I go ape shit on a person trying to argue calypso is innocent

I have to ask… are you pro-calypso or anti-calypso…

I need to see if you pass 😔 /j

I don’t care if you like her or NOT LOL IM JOKING, I personally don’t like her bc she makes me uncomfortable and all especially in pjo and epic and in general im just bored and need to entertain myself LMAOO

I wonder 🧐🧐🧐

/s

Headcanon that Apollo occasionally likes to join Artemis and her hunters during hunting seasons because he doesn’t like to hunt alone. The hunters have just come to accept this because it’s Apollo