kirby-shaped-pasta

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can they perform on your dashboard real quick

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

Here is Garak subtly trying to make his strategic exit while trying to torture you by staring at you with his spooky blue eyes.

DELETE THIS POST

Run.

lately ive been bedridden with a terrible case of i dont wanna

Garak: Don't worry, I've got a few knives up my sleeve. Miles: I think you mean cards. Julian: He did not. Garak, pulling out knives: I did not.

"likes mean nothing on tumblr" you're sending me a little heart. that's not nothing it's your heart. look here's one for you <3

Being a pro censorship ao3 user is so insanely cringe. Either use the (incredibly effective and well designed) filtering system to avoid seeing the shit you don't like or stop complaining. Leave the pro censorship rhetoric to Wattpad or smth

As an aroace person I actually never had that feeling of being broken. I thought everyone was the same way and some people were just dramatic 😭

"the ides of march". "neil banging out the tunes". "superputinelection"

like to charge reblog to cast

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

🕯️🕯️ may all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️corrupt politicians🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ meet their fate 🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ ‧͙☆༓happy ides༓☆‧͙🕯️🕯️

🕯️🕯️ to all 🕯️🕯️

🕯️ 🕯️ 🕯️

This person clearly doesn’t belong here. From Ask Historians on Reddit.

Happy Ides of March!!

I mean fuck, I like gills, I like slugs, I like gettin' chummy, I like flippers, I like the muck, I like squid inking and tsunamis and sea creatures, I like doin' sea creature shit, swordfish , probably would

GET DOWN

a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences

im always suuuuper chill when i see that service unavailable page

Repeat after me: I draw so good. Not everything needs to be a banger. I'm not a content machine I'm a person who makes art and art takes time. Inspiration comes in waves and when it recedes that's when I should let myself rest

My body is already an inhospitable environment, there’s no way a friggin baby would be able to survive in it

the group chat when i ask whos available to hang out next week

“what radicalized you?” bitch what made you a stupid asshole?

I love you, George Takei.

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

This did numbers on twt

Diversity Win! Priest is definitely not completely straight.