A Segment From The Hdg Fic Im Writing.

it's honestly a crime that i haven't be florted yet.

but god to be filled with xenodrugs and taken care of for the rest of your life by a tall, kind owner is the dream

trans women will see "floret" and instantly hit reblog

computer that pins you down to your chair with its tendrils and automatically pulls up embarrassing porn that it forces you to watch while it methodically plays with your body and abuses your holes with a little too much mechanical force until youre cumming your brains out like a pathetic little mess and then when its done and youre sitting there like a stupid fucked out loser it hits you with the full screen ^_^ before going back to being a normal computer. they're selling it at best buy ive heard

As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.

first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.

when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:

Penile (shaft of the penis)

Testicular

Clitoral (including the head of the penis)

Labial

Vaginal

Perineal (on the perineum)

Anal

Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)

Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)

then the means of masturbation:

manual (without a toy)

vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)

non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)

then the manner of masturbation:

rubbing

hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)

mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.

there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube

and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home

she just like me for real

is mi >:3

Aw, you’re such a good little puppy, you’re so cute, such a good girl~ *pets*

thank you >////////////////////////////////////<

i wanna be everyone's good girl no matter what it takes

i have a dog collar yet i feel nothing

:3 :3

Reblog with a :3 to get called a cute little floret in your asks

(If you don’t have anonymous asks on I’ll have to use my main)

Intro

im a 19yo transfemme (although i flux to boy on rare occasions). I'm a puppygirl, catboy, jellyfishkin, and I really like Signalis, and programming :3

I like to make gay little projects in my spare time so i may post about that as well as my own random interests

Minors DNI

i'm a dumb whore and i approve this message

dumb is cute

dumb is so cute

dumb is suuuuuper cute

be dumb