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I just love how us as gays can all collectively agree that we all want a damn sword

Conspiracy included? like im like the crows but if they come with crypids and a conspiracy... im not thinking it. Come here babys, mama wants her conspiracy arc

reblog for a group of crows to choose you as their leader and follow you around every waking moment

THE Lara Croft

Ok i know is obvious but are we like REALLY acknowledging it? Lara Croft, she actuality is not only agile and strong af (bc pls do u know how HARD is to just lift urself up for a couple reps, but no she’s doing it while climbing w/ no rope and dodging bullets, and seconds after she beats dinosaurs and mercenaries without rest), also her stamina and strength (cause who tf can fall from a cliff, hit multiple rocks and trees, and after that still be able to keep running???), her ability in close combat + manage of weapons, ALSO HELLOU SHE LIT KNOW AT VERY LEAST A DOZEN LANGUAGES??? Plus her incredible knowledge in world history, time periods, architecture, religions, geography and culture.

(pls reblog if u wanna ad smtg)

The religious trauma is SO normalized. "Yeah but you didn't speak at that time, how were your parents supposed to know?" They knew, they didn't care because it was "the devil speaking". Kids aren't supposed to feel like the incarnation of sins just for exiting and believing something different.

Most unfair thing about modern obligations.

Like. dude I have thing to get done in the present past

It’s so fucked up I’ll never go on a life changing magical adventure and make life long bonds with a ragtag team of misfits who probably have no experience with saving the world but sure as fuck try their best

remember the existence of Jatp and kinda got mad bc it got canceled 👹🤌

here we go with the “the REAL lara croft is back” comments. 🙄 every version of lara is the real lara croft. i prefer the survival trilogy lara, but i adore every version of her. games, movies, comics. it blows my mind how there are people who don’t appreciate every version of this badass character.

In Tyler we trust