Head Empty. Only Thoughts Of 2020 Death Note One Shot Near.

Sorry in advance to my moots, I’m about to spam y’all

raye isn't white, his mom is japanese. he says as much on the bus ride

Being half Japanese still doesn’t save him from these HANDS

by some strange inter-dimensional incident, the bulletproof hearts au and ghost fire au peeps meet,,, 👀

(bulletproof heart au by the awesome @konoharfts!! \o/)

Ö HOLY SHIT GUYS

*wiggles fingers* hehehe hello everyone ;P

*beacons you to a dark corner* psssst hey, you 🫵 do you want a sneak peek for the new AU I’m working on?

Hehehe of course you do >;)

Cyborg!Anko for my Bulletproof Hearts AU!! There’s a lot of context needed to make this make sense (and I’ll get into it once I’m done *at least* Genma and Kakashi’s character sheets as well) but uhhh the AU is mainly based on the MCR Killjoys universe, but I take inspiration from Cyberpunk, Fallout, Mad Max, Trigun… so think retro-futuristic post-apocalyptic Japanese -American fusion :) The tokujo squad run a gas station out in the middle of the wastes which they also use as Anko’s mechanic shop, Genma’s radio station, and the base of operations for the rebellion against the fascist government of Neo-Konoha! So if that sounds interesting stay tuned because I’ve got lots where that’s coming from!!!

Making this blog almost 5 years ago for the purpose of engaging with the Naruto fandom only for me to not engage with the Naruto fandom, then proceeding to go on multiple fandom side quests to then NOW come back to my Naruto brainrot (when it’s so much more intense too) is making me feel like Odysseus returning to Penelope

6 hours later…

Did I get everyone?

I am once again broadcasting my love for Naomi Misora.

Baby, you’re too good for that dumb white boy Ray Penber. Be my wife instead!

I won’t say dumb ass sexist shit and pass it off as endearment plz shawty plz.

Idk what it is about dark haired women who are more competent than I’ll ever be who could also crush my windpipe in seconds that make my lil lesbian heart go brrr.

It’s the leather jackets

Team 12 Genin Photo!!

AKA the party from my first Naruto TTRPG campaign I played like 4 years ago that we called Konoha: Reach for the Stars!

In the pic we’ve got:

- Up top, Shiryoku Hyuuga sensei, local Maito Gai enthusiast and Hiashi’s most insistent thorn in his side. (Played by the GM)

- The one on the left getting absolutely gripped is Yuri Kagame, Suna refuge and queen of overly complex and ultimately convoluted pranks (played by me :))

- The one holding the dog like a burger while giving the lead paint stare is the mad dog mad scientist himself Akuma Inuzuka with his ninken Aoimaru (played by my lil bro)

- On the right thinking she’s slick is Ginha Senju, leader of the Sasuke’s Haters Club and Tsunade’s favourite only niece (played by an old friend)

I was feeling nostalgic so I had to draw them. I’m currently playing a campaign that takes place with Shiryoku’s generation and the GM keeps adding easter eggs that foreshadow the old campaign so blame him.

Anyways thanks for looking at them byee~~

I’m here to spread my wlw SasuSaku agenda >:) Take these quick lil doodles! (closeups and yapping under the cut)

I don’t even ship regular SasuSaku that much, but toxic wlw SasuSaku? Absolutely.

Like, imagine they had the same homosexual tension that Sasuke has with Naruto. As an example, the second image there is my own take on that one shippuden scene where they see Sasuke again for the first time and he and Naruto have a *moment* but what if it was sakura getting her highly homoerotic moment?

Like I’m thinking from the start the dynamic is COMPLETELY different. Sakura would be socialized to see Sasuke (the most conventionally attractive according to canon) as competition, but then she’d see the darkness in her and get the urge to take care of her like a lost kitten and UGHHHH

And Sasuke would be locked in with revenge she would just see Sakura as an immature annoyance. She doesn’t engage with the “rivalry” she fully believes she’s better. But she’s also secretly insanely jealous because Sakura is everything that was taken from Sasuke (bright, innocent, like a spring breeze, has friends and parents…) so she tries to fully ignore her. Like, will NOT acknowledge her existence. And Sakura whenever she tries to extend the olive branch will get lethal cold shoulder, so she just stops trying and gets even pettier.

All the while they’re developing feelings for each other. Sakura wonders why it hurst so much to see her #1 op walking into the the abandoned compound alone.. Sasuke wonders why her heart squeezes when Sakura laughs, she thinks it must be due to hatred but no bb girl you’re just gay.

(Cue loathing from Wicked)

When they get put on a team together Sasuke can’t avoid Sakura anymore so she switches it up and becomes bratty. LOVES getting a rise out of her (totally not because she finds it cute when she gets all red up and her cheeks puff up nonono) and Sakura takes the bait EVERY. TIME.

Sakura struggles to get along with Sasuke the whole time. Sasuke constantly teases her about being a “deadweight” paper ninja (never calls her weak tho) and it really gets to Sakura. They used to be evenly matched at the academy (in terms of academics) but now she’s suddenly so far behind. She sees Sasuke kicking ass and she burns. To her, Sasuke is everything she is not, and can never be.

But like every time plot would happen they’d always have each other’s backs. They both trust each other and rely on each other and they know so so much about one another from CONSTANTLY watching each other (Sakura seeing Sasuke as her goal, Sasuke seeing Sakura as the ghost of what could have been :( )

They eventually do become friends. Sakura still wants save Sasuke from herself and Sasuke almost wants to let her.

And when Sasuke leaves Sakura is DEVESTATED. Sees it as a personal failing that she wasn’t strong enough to get her back. (Cue training montage)

And in shippuden Sasuke would still tease Sakura and they would fall back into their banter and UGHH

They are NOT good together and it IS a disaster but that’s what makes it so fun <3

I love SakuIno as well, but they already resolved their issues. I need girlfriends that TRY TO KILL EACHOTHER in a gay way <33

I just think they want to tear each other apart <3

Sorry for yapping but DO YOU SEE THE VISION????

Anyway if anyone read all of that I love you <<333

Okay thanks for witnessing my mental illness byee~~~