Michael: You’re A Lying, Cheating Piece Of Shit! You’re Not The Woman I Got Engaged To!

pokemon autism has fucked me up, reblog if you agree. (this is so targeted toward like a vv specific group of people bc we are INSANE).

michael: so i bought this keychain @ a gas station near a dumpster while i was walking home and thought of u

michael: also it was 90% off cause someone stepped on it but anyway good lucc

my ass:

professor oc i made :3 this art is unfinished but.

achille ténèbres - verdant timeline ( fan made timeline for scarlet / violet - created by me )

MC is a blood-att and you can’t prove me wrong

My reasoning: the fact that MC literally had their shoulder dislocated by Raife and still went on about fighting him as if everything was okay, like as though they didn’t just go and heal themselves without knowing what the hell they were doing (aka healing like Raife continued to do the whole battle) Also, I mean, it could definitely be them being under the strain of adrenaline but if I just dislocated my fucking shoulder, I don’t think I’d go and be all happy-go-lucky about fighting an evil man. Prove me wrong? You can’t.. at least until its proven by PB

I had a background but it looked hashtag bad SO HERE U GO BABES

AFGASFSYDFYD

MC: I can hold the whole world in my hands.

Michael: That’s impos-

MC: *cups Michael’s face*

Michael: *blushing* I have a reputation to maintain.

Michael: *yawns* God, I’m so tired!

MC: Yeah, it must be hard being so pretty.

Michael: Then you must be exhausted.

MC: *blushes deeply*

Aiden: *watching from the sidelines* How the hell they are both so smooth?!

THIS IS SO FUNNY

michael : break a leg

mc’s dumb, dramatic ass : **stands on an unstable box with wheels underneath** sure thing :)))))

michael : that’s not what i meA-

⠀⠀Multiple doodles from today!

IM LAUGHING AGHHSSJGSHSGS

Atlas: I am having… this is crazy, but I’m having feelings again, like some kind of fourteen year old kid or something. You remember feelings, right?

MC: Yeah…. I have feelings every single day of my life

Atlas: Do you?

MC: Are you saying you don’t have feelings?