You Would Undo God's Punishment?

“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

my favorite block on the aids quilt

I've noticed more and more in public bathrooms that people skip the handwash and just take a squirt of hand sanitizer from wall dispensers on the way out. hand sanitizer is NOT effective against most things that come out of your ass. i cannot stress this enough. i'm begging y'all. please. please please please please please use the soap.

i'm out here immunosupressed fighting for my life to not get naturally selected while people around me touch a public toilet handles and walk back to their tables to immediately eat a burger

alright, my turn

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Summer themed activity post!

Coloring pages

ACTIVITY SHEETS

ACTIVITIES TO DO…

Play some roblox games themed around summer Minecraft or animal crossing is always fun! swim in a pool and play mermaids/fish. Get a tiny pool and fill it with sand water balloon fight! take a walk, what all can you see?

QUESTS

The Great Ice Cream Rescue

Story: The sun is melting the magical ice cream kingdom! Quest:

Design your own ice cream cone with craft supplies or draw one.

Make a real or pretend ice cream snack.

“Save” the kingdom by putting the ice cream in the freezer or drawing a new chilly world.

Seashell Searcher Mission

Story: The beach fairies lost their favorite shiny shells. Quest:

Hide some toy shells, buttons, or shiny things around your room or yard.

Go on a treasure hunt and collect them in a basket or sand bucket.

Bonus: Decorate a paper treasure map!

Lemonade Stand Manager

Story: Your lemonade stand is the best in the land — can you open it today? Quest:

Make real or pretend lemonade (even water with lemon slices counts!).

Decorate a sign for your stand.

“Serve” your plushies or yourself as customers.

Picnic Party Planner

Story: The plushies want a sunny day picnic! Quest:

Pack a small picnic with snacks or toys.

Lay out a blanket indoors or outside.

Pretend to eat and play games with your plush friends.

Sandcastle Sorcerer

Story: A magical crab needs your help building a sandcastle strong enough to keep waves out! Quest:

Build a sandcastle (with sand, play dough, blocks, or kinetic sand).

Decorate it with shells, small toys, or paper flags.

Take a picture or draw what it looks like!

Popsicle Potion Crafter

Story: You’ve been chosen to create the ultimate summer popsicle potion! Quest:

Mix juice, yogurt, or soda into a cup or mold and freeze (or pretend).

Create a name and label for your new flavor.

Present your potion to a plushie judge!

SNACKS AND DRINKS RECIPES!!!

1. Watermelon Wands

You’ll Need:

Watermelon slices

Star-shaped cookie cutter (or any fun shape)

Skewers or popsicle sticks

How to Make:

Cut the watermelon into thick slices.

Use the cookie cutter to cut out stars (or hearts, etc.).

Stick them on skewers = magic fruit wands!

Little Extra: Dip the edges in yogurt and freeze for a cool treat.

2. Rainbow Fruit Kabobs

You’ll Need:

Strawberries, oranges, pineapple, green grapes, blueberries, purple grapes

Skewers or straws

How to Make:

Line the fruit up in rainbow order on the skewer.

Serve with yogurt or whipped cream for dipping.

Little Extra: Name each kabob like a magical spell — “Sunshine Snack Stick!”

3. Frozen Yogurt Bark

You’ll Need:

Yogurt (vanilla or fruity)

Mixed berries

Sprinkles or mini chocolate chips

How to Make:

Spread yogurt onto a lined tray (like frosting a cake).

Sprinkle fruit and fun stuff on top.

Freeze for a few hours, then break into pieces.

Little Extra: Pretend it’s fairy ice shards from a summer snowstorm!

4. Bug Trail Mix

You’ll Need:

Pretzels, cereal, mini marshmallows, raisins, chocolate chips, gummy worms

How to Make:

Mix it all in a big bowl.

Scoop into small snack bags or a cup.

Name your mix something silly like “Worm Wiggle Crunch!”

Little Extra: Make labels for your own bug-themed snack stand.

5. Lemonade Popsicles

You’ll Need:

Lemonade (or any juice)

Sliced strawberries or blueberries

Popsicle molds (or paper cups & sticks)

How to Make:

Drop fruit into the molds.

Pour in lemonade.

Freeze for 4+ hours and enjoy!

Little Extra: Use different juices for a rainbow version.

Pink Prison, a comic I did for my color theory class this semester! we had to pick a color, research it, and do a piece related to it somehow. i chose pink :)

alright, my turn

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