L0n3lyc34 - Lonelycea

(flight intercom) this is the pilot speaking. yeah we expect todays flight to be normal. um if you look out your window you shouldnt see the skull

you cant take another hit arthur

alright, my turn

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for context my sister is a binary trans lesbian dating a genderfluid lesbian and today she came up to me saying that her and her partner as two trans people have both decided neopronouns are stupid

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pupreg food ideas !!

substitutes

🐾 dry cereal instead of dog food

alternatively, chex mix or trail mix :3 go ahead and stick ur face right in the bowl if u want to !! who’s gonna stop u ??

🐾 scooby snacks instead of dog treats

alternatively, teddy grahams or animal crackers :3 any sort of crunchy snack will work !!

🐾 pretzel sticks instead of chewin on real sticks

alternatively, pocky or chocolate wafer sticks for pups with a sweet tooth :3 even twizzlers or candy canes could work during the holiday season

related

🐾 peanut butter

everyone knows what happens when u give a pup peanut butter !!

🐾 puppy chow

apparently this stuff is only a homemade midwestern thing ?? look up a recipe and get ur paws dirty :3

🐾 dog themed food

thanks to shows like scooby doo and paw patrol, a lot of foods targeted towards kids are dog themed !! while not eaten by actual dogs, it’s still a way to make eating human food more fun :3

not veg friendly

🐾 meat of any kind

canines r predators !! most dry dog food contains meats like chicken or beef, but canned meat can simulate wet dog food, lunch meats and bone-in meat are always fun to tear off with ur teeth, snacks like beef jerky are also fun to chew, and slim jims can help simulate chewin on sticks !!

important !!

🐾 remember to drink lots of water

pups gotta stay hydrated before, during, and after running around so much !! maybe even keep one of those big metal water bottles on u (now’s the time to decorate it with a bunch of doggy themed stickers !!) they always sort of reminded me of bringing along a metal dog bowl for water :3

🐾 keep ur mouf healthy

canines are known for their teeth :3 everyone says dogs have healthier mouths than humans do, if pups get their teeth brushed, u need it too !!

🐾 don’t chew on anything that might hurt ur teeth !!

I know it’s tempting to chew on real sticks n bones, but ur still a pup and u might hurt ur teeth :( try stim chew toys instead !! u can also try crunchy foods or maybe even gum to keep ur mouth occupied

remember, there is no right or wrong way to regress !!

some people only eat food that dogs can and cut out what they can’t, and that’s okay

some people who regress to a specific breed eat food from that culture / area, and that’s okay

some people find foods that help them regress just by vibes, and that’s okay

some people only eat regression related food sometimes and then normal food other times, and that’s okay

some people don’t change their eating habits at all, and that’s okay

these are only a few ideas trying to help those who have no idea where to start, but you don’t have to follow this post (or any post) or even change your eating habits at all if you don’t feel like it :3 it doesn’t make you any more or less valid than anybody else <3

God, I can't tell you how much the "there's not enough enrichment in my enclosure" joke has helped my mental health. Because, for some reason I can't comprehend, pretending that I'm a zoo keeper caring for an animal (which is also me) just makes everything easier to comprehend. Like "Your head gets screwey when you're apartment is messy" just doesn't carry as much resonance as "The tiger becomes agitated when its enclosure is cluttered" because then I'll be like, no shit? The tiger? I've gotta keep things nice and clean for the tiger.