Once I Thought In My Eternal Anxious State That Calling My Customers “you Guys” Was Too Unprofessional

Once I thought in my eternal anxious state that calling my customers “you guys” was too unprofessional so when an older couple came in I was like ah yes old people say this all the time so I said “what can I get you folks?” but it ended up sounding like I said “what can I get you fucks?”

I decided to be a little less professional after that.

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1 year ago
This Is My Ship And My Ship Alone Because Nobody Else Likes It. >:3c

This is my ship and my ship alone because nobody else likes it. >:3c


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2 years ago

After 2 years I can finally draw his face

After 2 Years I Can Finally Draw His Face
After 2 Years I Can Finally Draw His Face

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1 year ago

Is this it op?

https://twitter.com/Aiwasensei/status/1291385619919310848

Couldn't find the art on their Tumblr, but their url is aiwa-sensei here if you wanna see more of their lovely art!

i tried to find a specific piece of fanart i saw a bit ago as a writing reference but even after combing through several tags and files i did not manage to locate it. i'm losing my mind help

so!

it's a sketch-like/line art drawing with a yellowed background, aziraphale is on his knees on the left side, crowley is sitting down on the right. aziraphale is taking care of his burned feet i think, but it might also be just washing them without the burns, i can't remember exactly.

if anyone knows which fanart i mean please let me know in whatever way. oh, and if you find something similar that's also good!


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1 year ago

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Okay so as I'm sitting down to take a crack at ciphering the angelic language on the show, I've come tot the conclusion that I have so many clues and other things I found, that it's time for me to start slowly dropping these out because boy oh boy have I been collecting clues and theories like a dragon hoards golds. I've also added another member to this blog who will be posting theories and clues as well.

That being said, welcome to the Sequence of Opening Credits Post Part 1, or the I sat down and played the opening credits at .25 speed and took screen grabs of everything weird I found. (Which, brief disclaimer, my eyes are not perfect and I'm bound to miss things, even my glasses don't 100% correct my vision. There's bound to be things I miss and if you happen to find them feel free to add in your finds!)

Today I'm starting off with Jim/Gabriel. Since it was said recently in a panel he's in every scene of the opening, and I knew that cause I've found him...at least I think I found all his appearances... I'm going to start this series of posts off by sharing them with you.

Right off the bat, we have him in the scene directly after Crowley lights a match in a cave.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

He's there, nice and clear and noticeable. Keep that in mind because I think that's the most openly we see him in the opening credits.

The next scene after the goats his the graveyard scene. He's already a little trickier to find.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

And for those who don't see him in that picture, here's a closer look.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Next seen they enter the mausoleum and you see Gabriel as they decline

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel
The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

(I'm realizing now that if I use too many images there might be a parts 1.1 lol) Any ways after hiding behind that tombstone shaped similarly to (but not quite) the one that says 'Here lies the former shell of Beelzebub) we see him (or at least me, I'll be honest I don't see him when they're walking over the lake of fire) Is in London??? Getting bombed.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Now is you don't see him here that's okay, I told you it gets harder.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

He's standing here in this window, even more interesting to me, once the plane drops the bomb that explodes into rabbits...

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

He's hiding his head in the box lol.

Moving on, I ALMOST didn't see him in the next scene (walking through West End) because I shit you not, he's tucked away in a little nook.)

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel
The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

He is actually hidden (paint me like one of your French girls style) IN THE FRONT of the scene. Makes me wonder if that's where he might be when they cross the lake of fire.

Moving on. Next time we seem him is in space, while Crowley and Aziraphale are doing an interesting little 'swapping sides dance.' Our mans is clinging for dear life lol

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel
The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

In the next scene is where I get confused. Crowley and Aziraphale are sitting on the roof aaaaand...

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Jimbriel is standing above 'Give Me Coffee or Give Me Death?' Why not about the bookshop??

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

In his next appearance....he actually has wings? Which is sus to me again but what isn't sus about this show lol. Jimbriel is in an elevator, riding down as the line of people making their slow death march pass.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel
The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Using all my will power to acknowledge the blatantly weird things in this screen grab alone, I move on.

In this one, I will momentarily ignore our boys kissing in the opera box and instead show you, Jimbriel. ALSO in an opera box.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel
The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Now I'm not sure Jim is in the direct next scene cause no one is, but there is a falling apart? statue of Gabriel in front of Mount Zion.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

Aaaaand finally we have him walking along with everyone else, preparing to seal his fate. I won't do a close up of this one because he's right there.

The Opening Credits Pt.1 Jimbriel

And that concludes The Opening Credits Pt.1. I would say something more, make a little theory or something, but I don't think there's much to say on Jim giving someone (whose name currently escapes me) said in an interview Jim is in every scene. So anyways. Here's this for you to hold as reference, or just look at, or ignore cause I'm not sure myself how important it is. (Yay me for fitting this all in one post!)

Anyways I'm going to get started on cracking this Angelic language. Stay tuned for more Opening Credits posts because believe me. I have more.


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2 years ago
HOLD ON Are You Telling Me The Grid's Official Name Is The Tron System WHAT

HOLD ON are you telling me the Grid's official name is the Tron System WHAT

You name the the main city after him, you name the system itself after him, you name the whole damn IP after him, and the character himself is barely in it?!

(kinda surprised Flynn didn't name his fuckin kid Tron at this point)


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1 year ago

@bil-daddy @archangelcrowliel @docdust y'all are too funny and can drop by my Crowley pics any time ☺️ thank you bunches for the compliment!

I'll show everyone the completed version when it's you know, complete...

Oh hi there good omens fandom, did I mention I made a Bildad costume?

Oh Hi There Good Omens Fandom, Did I Mention I Made A Bildad Costume?

It's not entirely done but it was done enough to wear to a convention! There's still some things I'd like to tweak cause I'm a perfectionist and OBSESSED with his costume. Like I could write an essay on the construction alone but I digress.

It was such a blast seeing the delight on all the good omens fans faces when they spotted me, the collective love for Bildad is truly a highlight of the fandom!

Oh Hi There Good Omens Fandom, Did I Mention I Made A Bildad Costume?

Also ft. @black-mambaaaa and @mercyful-benz as turtleneck Crowley and Heaven Crowley looking like we're about to drop the hottest album of the apocalypse.

Oh Hi There Good Omens Fandom, Did I Mention I Made A Bildad Costume?

Aaaaand Heaven Crowley and I waiting on turtleneck Crowley to finish all the pics with our Aziraphale (we only had one and had to share).

The sweet @quinnznos takes our pics as always.

Ok love u bye!

10 months ago

So hard to choose, they're all so good

You can listen to the songs I have linked under the cut (all taken from YouTube because they are the closest to the movie, some of the Spotify versions are modified). However, they have spoilers. Proceed at your own risk and listen to all of them before voting please

Oh, and reblog for a larger sample size <3 Maybe let me know your favourite in the tags :D

Komma Uyyala

Dosti

Naatu Naatu

Komuram Bheemudo

Janani

Raamam Bheemam

Etthara Jenda


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1 year ago

Holy forking shirtballs

I'm choosing violence today. I started this on Twitter, but I'm going to finish my thoughts here like I always do.

Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs

But what really blows my mind the most is the way that people look at Aziraphale's "choice" at the end, as if he had one to fucking begin with.

I'm sorry, but Aziraphale knows how messed up Heaven is. He told The Metatron, more than once, that he did not want to go back to Heaven! We can debate what each of us means by "choice" all night because my "choice" and your "choice" might be two different concepts. He could have been strong armed by The Metatron or he could have looked at where things were headed and realized he had no choice but to intervene himself.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

You need to ask yourself what Aziraphale has a moral imperative to do.

What do we owe to each other?

Seriously, if you have not watched The Good Place, I recommend you go and watch it, because it absolutely shaped how I've viewed Good Omens 2 since its release.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

My levels of frustration with the bad faith mischaracterizations of Aziraphale are off the charts. If you are blaming him for everything, implying that he should have to grovel and that Crowley has a right to hurt him back, you have missed the point of Good Omens entirely.

I defend Aziraphale, but I don't think one of them is more right or wrong than the other. They're equals. They're a group of the two of them, acting and reacting to each other throughout history. They're Alpha Centuri.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

I cannot even begin to explain how fucking devastated I felt when Crowley said these words, knowing he was fighting a losing battle. What he said took a lot of courage because he's finally admitting something they've both been too scared to publicly define for 6,000 years. Crowley has had to spend so long with a rough outer shell because he fell and had to hide all of his softness.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

The look on his face was one of pure joy when he created that nebula, but I think the fact that he got to share that moment with Aziraphale is what has always stuck with him.

So yeah, seeing Crowley with a broken heart at the end of "Every Day" was sad for me as well.

Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs
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Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs

My brain still lives here!!

But Neil has said that Good Omens 3 is not quiet, gentle, or romantic. I imagine it's going to be more like the the first season in which they are not central to the plot. GO2 will help us make sense of how they ended up where they are when we see the bigger picture with all the other major players involved with GO3.

Aziraphale was still a soldier and accidentally got himself discorporated in his own magic circle in season one. He had a platoon waiting on him to start Armageddon, and he deserted them to go save the world with Crowley instead. Aziraphale is a deserter. I need everyone to remember that. He yeeted himself out of Heaven and sought out Crowley before even locating a body just to warn him about what was happening so they could try to save the world together.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

I can't help but think of 1941 and that magician who had been arrested for being a deserter.

Aziraphale disobeyed orders. That took courage but it branded him as a traitor against Heaven. They tried to destroy him for it the same way Hell tried to destroy Crowley for his part in stopping the war.

Aziraphale and Job are the only characters we have seen interacting with God directly. Aziraphale has spoken to God before and he is determined to do so again.

Holy Forking Shirtballs
Holy Forking Shirtballs

Aziraphale knows Heaven is flawed, but he also knows it's supposed to be good. He wants it to be good. He does not like the way the system works and he wants to make a difference. (And I'm pretty sure he's also determined to talk to God without being intercepted by The Metatron.)

Since when is that a bad thing? I don't get it. And I've had this discussion before.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

If you need to change the system by burning the old one to the ground, it's still change, and we don't know what Aziraphale has planned.

It seems to me that people just want to see Aziraphale fail because it would punish him for returning to Heaven instead of running off with Crowley.

Some of y'all take everything Aziraphale says or does and twist those things into malicious anti-Crowley actions because you think the only reason Aziraphale exists is to make Crowley happy, and if he isn't thinking only about Crowley then he's doing something wrong.

Aziraphale does not exist as a plot device to further Crowley's character. They come as a pair. They've been learning from each other for 6,000 years. Crowley challenges Aziraphale just as much as Aziraphale challenges him.

You can be mad at Aziraphale all you want, but villainizing him is gross. Defending Crowley does not mean you have to tear down and mischaracterize Aziraphale anymore than defending Aziraphale means you have to tear down Crowley (but I don't see that happen on nearly the same level it happens to Aziraphale). Stop painting Aziraphale as an abusive partner, for fuck sake.

Aziraphale knows there are flaws in the system. He wants to make a difference, and since he has seen that Gabriel can change, then maybe the whole system can. He has to at least try, and if he can succeed then maybe he and Crowley can stop hiding and finally be together without having to look over their shoulders all the time.

Why is that a bad thing? He's just as protective of Crowley as Crowley is of him!

Holy Forking Shirtballs

But don't forget that Aziraphale's wing was covering Adam and Eve too. As much as a wants to protect Crowley, he has a moral imperative to keep humanity safe as well.

He sent Adam and Eve into the unknown with a flaming sword so they could protect themselves.

As much as he wants to be with Crowley, there are 8 billion people on Earth heading toward the Second Coming and Judgment Day. They'll work together to fight alongside humanity in the end. Aziraphale should not have to humiliate himself just to earn Crowley's forgiveness. That's a rancid notion.

The Resurrectionist was a whole ass moral dilemma for Aziraphale, which is why I brought up The Good Place earlier, but that's a post for a different time.

Aziraphale has his own motivations and they're just as important as Crowley's, and they don't have to be chalked up to Aziraphale being the bad guy. Weird, I know, but shades of grey.

Holy Forking Shirtballs

"To the world."


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lady-of-the-puddle - due to personal reasons this is now a Tron blog
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