landorris
mostly formula one
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Latest Posts by landorris
I think your idea would work for Kimi just depending on what it is! I think bc he’s still so young (and the other rookies) a lot of ppl prefer fluff/crack fics for them
i was thinking about a cute smau bc i’ve been craving one of him and can’t find it anywhere😭
i have an ideia but first,
I HAD AN IDEIA OMG FINALLY
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NONE OF THESE ARE WRITTEN BY ME
ᵐʸ ᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ʳᵉᶜˢ ᶠ¹ ʳᵉᶜˢ
— ᶠᴸᵁᶠᶠ ⟡
flowers are a language of their own - @lightsoutletsgo
i'm not clingy, you're clingy (^)
little verstappen - @lxclerc
cat-quette - @charles-leclerizz
missed her too - @s1ipstream
THE birkin (^)
lover boy - @poetsblvd
falling for you - @astonmartingf
big baby - @youaresimplylovely
shoot an arrow through my heart - @shootingstar-scuderia
freckle kisses - @auggieblogs
she's mine - @sunny44
GQ couples quiz - @luvmali
possessive hand-holding - @coff33andb00ks
streaming - @foreveradreamaway
spooning at night - @maxlarens
random kisses - @dreamauri
and they were roommates (suggestive) - @itsallyscorner
snippy tongue and all (tw: jos verstappen) - @imnameimswrld
timeless desire - @mrsfancyferrari
anything - @oconswrld
drunked loyalty - @charlotteking23
boquet toss (suggestive) (^)
starved - @imaginaryf1shots
misunderstood hero with a heart of gold - @harrysfolklore
never a interriuption - @fastandcarlos
— ᴬᴺᴳˢᵀ⟡
solace (tw: mentions of jos verstappen) - @adventuringblind
under the opulence (family issues) - @struggling-with-drivers
matilda (tw: jos verstappen) - @twirlyleafs
the mighty has fallen (but you'll rise again, love) (tw: mentions of jos verstappen) - @amaranthineghost
not over yet - @verstappenverse
at fault - @itsallyscorner
missed f(l)ight - @inkfablesandstories
don't let this darkness fool you - @uglyducklingofthe2000s
hope you're comfortable (^)
— ˢᴹᵁᵀ⟡
whiplash - @pucksandpower
burn for you (^)
it's only natural (^)
use me - @fxrmuladaydreams
size kink - @baby-dr1ver
blindfold (^)
let me take care of you - @talkdutchtome
devil's advocate - @luvth0t
post race present - @emchante
you taste sweeter - @formulawolff
do not disturb - @thef1diary
viva las vegas - @monzabee
eating you out - @norrisleclercf1
his bookworm - @annewithaneofthegreengable
the biggest tease (suggestive) - @fastandcarlos
just hold on, we're going home (tw: jos verstappen) - @mv1simp
cuffing szn (tw: body dysmorphia & eating disorder) (^)
spare me your mercy - @uglyducklingofthe2000s
— ˢᴼᶜᴵᴬᴸ ᴹᴱᴰᴵᴬ ⟡
pr issue (i fear this would be me as his wag) - @driverlando
blowing smoke - @afterglowsainz
too sweet - @thewispsings
queen shit (^)
she talks, he talks (^)
please date my sister in law (^)
doctor lady (^)
terrible two - @5sospenguinqueen
secrets, secrets - @racew1nn3rs
cinnamon girl - @youreverydayfangirl
that's that me espresso - @fangirl-dot-com
twin - @housepartyprotocol
starry eyes - @moviecritic
soft - @https-papaya
from the start - @landorris
so american - @yauchfilms
celebrations are in order - @cutielando
shy - @diqldrunks
cats & dogs - @harrysfolklore
she's everything, he's max - @menagerofmischief
teddy bear - @astonmartinii
teacher's pet (^)
— ˢᴱᴿᴵᴱˢ ⟡
start of season drama two - @twirlyleafs
gold-digger two (^)
my love mine all mine - @dreamauri
little big fan - @thef1diary
mini verstappen - @multifandomgirl08
just a bestfriend two (smau) (the slowest slow burn to exist) - @f0point5
sweet girl - @girltomato
healing a heart i didn't break two three four five (smau) - @onlyangel4
world's biggest fan two (smau) - @astonmartinii
into the arms of another two three four (smau) (^)
no place lilke melbourne | oscar piastri x fem!reader
fc; madison beer
summary; where oscar and yn decide break up but they’re not very good at staying friends. part two of this
warnings; english is not my first language, kinda sad but cute, inspired by “kansas anymore” by role model <3
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yn’s phone
3 days after…
yourusername
liked by oscarpiastri, yourbestfriend and others
yourusername NO PLACE LIKE TOUR !! Make sure you get your tickets, starting monday!! can’t wait to sing with all of you there!🥺🤍🫧🪄
yourbestfriend SO HAPPY TO GET TO GO WITH YOU
yourusername wouldn’t want it any other way
user1 oscar liking
user2 the dates …….
user3 IT’S THE RACE CALENDAR
oscarpiastri
liked by landonorris, user1 and others
oscarpiastri hey, take me home! 🇦🇺🦘🫧
user1 YN LYRIC TN LYRIC
user2 soft launching?
user3 MAMA
user4 EVERYBODY STAY CALM
user5 first the tour dates now this
two weeks later…
yourusername
liked by yourbestfriend, user1 and others
yourusername calm before the storm
user1 SECOND PIC IS OSCAR’S SHIRT
user2 oscar is in the netherlands
user3 the pic could be old
user4 is that…… oscar?
user5 so excited for the tour!!! counting the days
user6 you’re so pretty
a month later …
yourusername
liked by oscarpiastri, yourbestfriend and others
yourusername it’s clear to me, we’re meant to be 😄
oscarpiastri never letting you go again
oscarpiastri FIRST
oscarpiastri i love you
yourusername i love you so so so much
user1 WAR IS OVER
user2 OSCAR SIMPASTRI IS BACK
yourusername i loved this nickname
sorry for the time it took and to disapoint :( hope you like it anyways!!! i tried 🤍🫧🪄💞
just realized i forgot to put the reason of the break up 😀
melbourne anymore l oscar piatri x ex!reader
summary; where oscar and yn decide break up but they’re not very good at staying friends.
fc; madison beer
warnings; english is not my first language, kinda sad but cute, inspired by “kansas anymore” by role model <3
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yourusername
liked by redbullracing, maxverstappen and others
yourusername oh f1 you’ve been good to me! thank you to @redbullracing for inviting me for the weekend and congratulations @maxverstappen1 on your win, amazing performance! 🦁🧡🏆
user1 first we don’t hear about yn for months, and then when we hear is f1 related AND about max…… WHAT HAPPEN WITH OSCAR
user2 yall i think they broke up
redbullracing thanks for coming queen! hope to see you again soon! our writing’s on the wall tell us you’ll be back 👀💙💙
yourusername 💙💙💙
user3 that last part is kinda sus
user4 what is yn up to
maxverstappen1 thank you yn!! hope to see you again soon!
yourusername hope to see you again soon to max!
user5 this friendship is amazing
yn’s phone
a month later….
oscarpiastri
liked by yourusername, mclaren and others
oscarpiastri thank you australia for this weekend, felt good to be home! 🇦🇺🦘🐨
user1 yn liking oh man…
user2 the friendship bracelets 💞💞💞
user3 yn is in australia, you think she was there?
user4 great race osc!
yn’s phone, first is the night after the race, second is the morning after
a few weeks later…
f1gossip
liked by user1, user2 and others
f1gossip spotted! oscar piastri walking around the paddock with a new girl! we haven’t seen him with a girl since he broke up with yn, seems like he moved on! we love to see him happy😁😁
user1 im pretty sure that’s norris sister
user2 lando would never let this happen
user3 yeah look at his happy face 😑
landossister that’s me! he was just keeping me company cuz my brother abandoned me, i also happen to have a boyfriend so please confirm everything before you post things like this, thanks!🧡
(ps. do you have any ideia how hard it is to find a photo of this man with lily where he isn’t all smiley and giggling????????? this man is IN love)
yn’s phone
moths later…
yourusername story
replies:
user1 oscar???
user2 who’s the musician guy?👀
yourbestfriend FINALLY
yourusername it’s coming out today i can’t belive
yourusername do you think people will like it?
yourusername what if he gets mad
yourbestfriend they’ll like it
yourbestfriend and he’ll be proud just like i am
yourusername i love you
yourbestfriend i love you too
yourusername
liked by yourbestfriend, oscarpiastri and others
yourusername heyy!! so i’ve been working on something for a few months now and i am more than proud to announce that my first album just came out!! i actually loved how this turned out and i hope you do to🫧🫧🫧🪽 melbourne anymore is now ours in all streaming plataforms 🤍🤍
yourbestfriend SO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU
yourusername I LOVE YOU
user1 i didn’t know you could sing wtf
user2 this is amazing
user3 on repeat
user4 track five omg
user5 this is def about him
user6 mom and dad broke up
user7 a breakup album about oscar was not on my 2024 bingo card
user8 they still in love with each other
user9 superglue is so cute😭😭
user10 OSCAR LIKING😭😭😭😭😭😭
oscarpiastri
liked by yourusername, mclaren and others
oscarpiastri I dreamt of this day as a little kid back in Australia. A trutly unbelivable feeling. Thank you to everyone who helped me and everyone who belived in me. One down too many more to go 🧡🫧🪽
mclaren SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE
landonorris proud of you brother
user1 OMG OSCAR WON
user2 NOT HIM WINNING AFTER THE YN ALBUM
user3 the emoji choice😟 '
user4 yn must be so proud
user5 i wonder if he heard the album
yn’s phone
let me know if you liked it, and in case you did vote here to decide the ending, thank you for reading it!💞🪽🫧💘🐨
tell a friend to tell a friend…. SHE’S BAAAAACK
melbourne anymore l oscar piatri x ex!reader
summary; where oscar and yn decide break up but they’re not very good at staying friends. part two
fc; madison beer
warnings; english is not my first language, kinda sad but cute, inspired by “kansas anymore” by role model <3
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yourusername
liked by redbullracing, maxverstappen and others
yourusername oh f1 you’ve been good to me! thank you to @redbullracing for inviting me for the weekend and congratulations @maxverstappen1 on your win, amazing performance! 🦁🧡🏆
user1 first we don’t hear about yn for months, and then when we hear is f1 related AND about max…… WHAT HAPPEN WITH OSCAR
user2 yall i think they broke up
redbullracing thanks for coming queen! hope to see you again soon! our writing’s on the wall tell us you’ll be back 👀💙💙
yourusername 💙💙💙
user3 that last part is kinda sus
user4 what is yn up to
maxverstappen1 thank you yn!! hope to see you again soon!
yourusername hope to see you again soon to max!
user5 this friendship is amazing
yn’s phone
a month later….
oscarpiastri
liked by yourusername, mclaren and others
oscarpiastri thank you australia for this weekend, felt good to be home! 🇦🇺🦘🐨
user1 yn liking oh man…
user2 the friendship bracelets 💞💞💞
user3 yn is in australia, you think she was there?
user4 great race osc!
yn’s phone, first is the night after the race, second is the morning after
a few weeks later…
f1gossip
liked by user1, user2 and others
f1gossip spotted! oscar piastri walking around the paddock with a new girl! we haven’t seen him with a girl since he broke up with yn, seems like he moved on! we love to see him happy😁😁
user1 im pretty sure that’s norris sister
user2 lando would never let this happen
user3 yeah look at his happy face 😑
landossister that’s me! he was just keeping me company cuz my brother abandoned me, i also happen to have a boyfriend so please confirm everything before you post things like this, thanks!🧡
(ps. do you have any ideia how hard it is to find a photo of this man with lily where he isn’t all smiley and giggling????????? this man is IN love)
yn’s phone
moths later…
yourusername story
replies:
user1 oscar???
user2 who’s the musician guy?👀
yourbestfriend FINALLY
yourusername it’s coming out today i can’t belive
yourusername do you think people will like it?
yourusername what if he gets mad
yourbestfriend they’ll like it
yourbestfriend and he’ll be proud just like i am
yourusername i love you
yourbestfriend i love you too
yourusername
liked by yourbestfriend, oscarpiastri and others
yourusername heyy!! so i’ve been working on something for a few months now and i am more than proud to announce that my first album just came out!! i actually loved how this turned out and i hope you do to🫧🫧🫧🪽 melbourne anymore is now ours in all streaming plataforms 🤍🤍
yourbestfriend SO SO SO SO PROUD OF YOU
yourusername I LOVE YOU
user1 i didn’t know you could sing wtf
user2 this is amazing
user3 on repeat
user4 track five omg
user5 this is def about him
user6 mom and dad broke up
user7 a breakup album about oscar was not on my 2024 bingo card
user8 they still in love with each other
user9 superglue is so cute😭😭
user10 OSCAR LIKING😭😭😭😭😭😭
oscarpiastri
liked by yourusername, mclaren and others
oscarpiastri I dreamt of this day as a little kid back in Australia. A trutly unbelivable feeling. Thank you to everyone who helped me and everyone who belived in me. One down too many more to go 🧡🫧🪽
mclaren SHOW THEM HOW IT’S DONE
landonorris proud of you brother
user1 OMG OSCAR WON
user2 NOT HIM WINNING AFTER THE YN ALBUM
user3 the emoji choice😟 '
user4 yn must be so proud
user5 i wonder if he heard the album
yn’s phone
let me know if you liked it, and in case you did vote here to decide the ending, thank you for reading it!💞🪽🫧💘🐨
vote plssss
honey come home the kids miss you 😔😔
okk but on a serious note are you okay??
i miss posting so much😖
i am thanks💗💗 just been working all summer
currently doing the oscar smau as promissed don't know when i'll poste it tho, can't decide a name
HELP
hey what’s a love trope that you feel that combines with oscar? let me know 😁
actually stfu fuck you mclaren
if oscar wins today im posting a smau about him ( thinking about a plot
i promise to post pt2 of this tomorrow!😔😭
wrong carvajal | lando norris x carvajal!reader
summary; when lando is going to barcelona for the grand prix and decides to text his new friend carvajal, but apparently he got the wrong number
fc; bárbara inês
warnings; english is not my first language
taglist; @thef1diary @bigsimperika @shobaes @d3kstar @stinkyjax @the-untamed-soul @bibissparkles @judespoision @weekendlusting @formula1mount @tremendousstarlighttragedy
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yn’s phone
lando’s phone
mate
is there any chance you gave me
the wrong number?
landooooo
probably why
*sends screenshot*
JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJA
what number do you have
+34 *** *** ***
that’s my sister’s
sorry
just change the last digit to a
2 and you got it
thanks
now moving on….you have a sister
don’t even think about it
kay😞
yncarvajal
liked by rhode, landonorris and others
yncarvajal your sign to go spend your summer w @rhode 🎀
rhode 🎀☀️💞🫶✨
yncarvajal ily💋☀️🫶💞
user1 she really is the it girl i fear
judebellingham looking like shit
yncarvajal sftu
user2 this friendship is everything to me
landonorris 😦
yncarvajal not you again
yourbestfriend you are glowing babe i miss you😔
yncarvajal me and ykw miss you too, just two more days💋💋💋
yn’s phone
landonorris
liked by dani.carvajal.2, carlossainz55 and others
landonorris partying in spain is always a wild experience🔥 you look cute btw
user1 i see what you did there
user2 he was hanging out with the real madrid players
user3 was yn there??
user2 some people said they saw her making jude take pictures of her
user4 as she should
dani.carvajal.2 always a pleasure
landonorris looking forward to do it again😁
dani.carvajal.2 i know what you’re looking forward to
landonorris 😳
judebellingham don’t make me regret finding you cool mate
yncarvajal
liked by landonorris, judebellingham and others
yncarvajal while the boys were messing around 🍸
judebellingham dawn i wish i was a boy
yncarvajal shut up, i deserve every favor you do for me
user1 she just confirmed it
user2 go girl, make the famous footballer do the work
user3 is so iconic how lando runs to like her posts and she doesn’t even follow him😭😭
user4 homeboy is struggling
landonorris hey (louder than everyone else)
user5 he ain’t getting anything acting like these
user6 never beating the norriz allegations
yn’s phone
part two will be out after the race, let’s see if lando gets a podium and a date💞✨🎀🫶 love you all, sorry for the long break 🥲
sorry for not posting but im working late cause im a singer (a teenage girl who works so she can go to concerts
never wanna talk about austria 2024 again❤️
okay who’s gonna write the smutiest shit about y/n making lando and max make peace after today’s race
DREAM GIRL.
pairings: jude bellingham x reader.
faceclaim: maya jama <3
summary: being the personal assistant of sir lewis hamilton has been the highlight of your career so far, even when he has you fetching organic vegan dog food for roscoe at six in the morning. but that was expected, what wasn’t expected was a certain english footballer taking an unexpected interest in you.
author’s note: shout out to my jude girlies! this one is for u! it’s also technically the 29th where i am, so happy twenty first to jude! also here is a short au spinoff with lewisyn!
— wanna be tagged in any future works? fill out my taglist!
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liked by landonorris, yourbestie and 78,928 others.
yourusername: days lately 💐
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user1: THE LEWIS PIC 😭😭
lewishamilton: you’re fired.
-> yourusername: this is the ninth time you’ve fired me this week.
-> landonorris: i’ll hire you y/n.
-> lewishamilton: shut up norris. don’t steal my assistant.
-> yourusername: I’VE BEEN REHIRED AGAIN WOOOOOO!
user2: why is yn the most entertaining f1 related person.
user3: guys, who is she??? she’s stunning!
-> user4: yn yln! she’s lewis’ assistant and practically family at this point. she’s been with him since she was 18. she just had her 24th birthday so they’ve worked together for almost 6 years! she’s so funny and if you’re a fan of lewis, you should definitely follow her!
charles_leclerc: roscoe and leo playdate when?
-> yourusername: roscoe is booked up for the unforeseeable future i apologise.
-> alexandrasaintmleux: oh no 😢
-> yourusername: suddenly he has an opening!!!! just for alex.
-> alexandrasaintmleux: yay! i’ll message you 😊💐
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liked by lewishamilton, judebellingham and 233,938 others.
yourusername: btw if you catch your girl smiling at her phone it’s probably something i posted. your girl thinks i’m hilarious and loves me more than you 🤷🏾♀️
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carmenmmundt: caption is true!
-> yourusername: kissing you virtually <3
user1: i love yn sm.
-> user2: did u see her vlog for the lv event?? she feeds us sm. shirtless lewis in the beginning, jude bellingham in the background of the event and her posing with central cee at the end. she’s collecting british boys like she’s getting paid for it.
user3: marry me yn!!!!
lilymhe: roscoe is judging tf out of you 😭
-> yourusername: he hates to see me shine 😔
user4: YOU LOOK SO GOOD IM FROTHING
user5: why is jude in the likes omggg???
roscoelovescoco: you’s my favourite’s 🐶
-> yourusername: love u sm my baby 😢
user8: is it truly a yn post without a roscoe pic?
*liked by yourusername.*
user6: all the wags love yn. i need wag!yn expeditiously.
user7: can you even post this?? won’t you get fired?
-> yourusername: idk. take it up w/ my boss lewishamilton.
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YN: hi guys!! how are we all doing? you okay?
user1: YN I LOVE YOU!!
user2: im good!
user3: where are you?
YN: i’m currently in madrid right now for a event that lewis is involved in. i love madrid. much different to drizzly england.
user4: omg perfect timing.
user5: your bf is in madrid rn.
user6: god aligned your chakras 😍
YN: my bf???? guys i don’t have a boyfriend.
user7: you do now. boyfriend distribution system has done its job and he’s hot! and rich! and successful!
user8: lmfaooo ur face 😭
YN: who are you guys talking about. i promise you, i am single.
user9: jude bellingham posted a tweet asking if he could get more screentime in your next vlog 😭
user10: girl he wants you bad 😭
user11: and we don’t blame him!
YN: jude bellingham? the football player? isn’t he like twelve.
user12: he’s 21 girl 😭
user13: cancers rise !! ♋️
YN: i don’t date younger than me! he’s a baby!
user14: you are freshly 24 😭
user15: dw you are not kelly piquet girl 😭
user16: you should date him!!
landonorris: hi 😃👋🏼
YN: hi future boss dude
landonorris: i think you should date jude as well.
YN: et tu, brute?
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liked by trentarnold66, roscoelovescoco and 1,288,567 others.
yourusername: roscoe took me to the airport and we both sobbed and cried when i had to leave. i could barely enjoy looking at shirtless jude 😔
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judebellingham: it’s okay. you’ll have plenty more chances to see it again.
user1: caption so real 😔
user2: how’s your holiday going?
-> yourusername: great! but i genuinely crave a roast dinner so bad. roast dinner with all the trimmings please and thanks 🙏🏾
user3: i thought you were lewis’ assistant 😭 why are you chilling with jude?
-> yourusername: i am lewis’ assistant but thanks to labour laws, i am entitled to holiday leave. i am on holiday right now.
-> lilymhe: without me? 😔
-> yourusername: sorry babe 😔😔
trentarnold66: thank god. jude wouldn’t shut up about you. so glad you’re together.
-> judebellingham: i’m praying on your downfall. hope your account gets blocked 🙏🏾
landonorris: you’re just on holiday? was hoping you’d been fired so i can hire you 😒
-> yourusername: i only work for world champions. nicorosberg, you hiring?
-> user4: MESSY ASS 😭
-> user5: yn could singlehandedly repair brocedes.
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hmm max best friends to lovers smau?
just posted this here
sorry if it’s bad 😔
from the start | max verstappen x fem!bestfriend reader
summary; when max gets dumped by his long term girlfriend he starts to spend more time with is female best friend who has a crush on him since they met
fc; barbara inês
warnings; no hate to kelly, english is not my first language
taglist; @thef1diary @bigsimperika @shobaes @d3kstar @stinkyjax @the-untamed-soul @bibissparkles @judespoision @weekendlusting @formula1mount @tremendousstarlighttragedy
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yn’s phone
a few days later . . .
liked by maxvertappen1, landonorris and others
yourusername he promised he’d watch sex and the city with me, all man do is lie😔💔
maxverstappen1 i literally watched one episode
yourusername correction* you watched half because you fell asleep
maxverstappen1 not my fault if it’s a boring girls show
landonorris omg i love sex and the city
yourusername come over so we can watch it together
maxverstappen1 hey i live here too
user1 WHAT
user2 max and yn living together??? uhh that man is single
user3 im waiting for the friend to lovers type of shit
yn’s phone
a few weeks later . . .
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yourusername traveling for race week but im gonna miss her😔
maxverstappen1 i told you you could bring her
yourusername she’s scared of planes😭
user1 they’re soulmates
user2 the first pic, just date already
user3 shh let them fall in love
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maxverstappen1 another race week and yn missing the cats, nothing new here
yourusername just win this thing already so we can go back home
user1 “home”🥹
user2 argh parents
user3 i think they’re dating
max’s phone
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yourusername hw looks soooo swxu i wanns kisd him sp bad
user1 omg she’s drunk posting
user2 it’s happening
user3 is it max?
landonorris answer your phone
yn’s phone
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maxverstappen1 i think she said im sexy or something
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yourusername my boyfriend is so yummy
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working on 3 reqs rn😁😁😁
send some carlos/charles/max/oscar smau requests pls im bored
locked in a closet | oscar piastri
pairing: oscar piastri x landos bestfriend!reader
summary: lando norris locks his two bestfriends in a broom closet in hopes that they’ll stop hating each other.
notes: one of the longest smau’s i’ve done! reminder that comments and reblogs are so greatly appreciated <33
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lando.jpg: How can i get my bestfriends to stop hating each other?
view comments below!
oscarpiastri: You can’t.
lando.jpg: ☹️
oscarpiastri: You can pout all you want. We will never get along.
lando.jpg: Why must you break my heart 💔
user1: it’s been a whole year lando…i don’t think they’ll ever get along
user2: NEVER SAY NEVER
user3: oscar this, lando that, can we talk about how good y/n looks?? 🙄
yourusername: THANK YOU!! nobody appreciates my beauty anymore 😒😒
oscarpiastri: What beauty?
yourusername: die?
user4: LMAOO
yourusername: maybe if, he who should not be named, wasn’t so annoying, we could actually get along!
oscarpiastri: I’m not fucking voldemort you can say my name
yourusername: o-os🤮c-ca🤮🤮🤮🤮 no i just can’t.
oscarpiastri: Oh and i’m the annoying one??
yourusername: yeah! you are!
oscarpiastri: @/lando.jpg Control her.
lando.jpg: Guy please, can’t we all just get along 😞😞
yourusername: how would getting along with he who should not be named, benefit me??
lando.jpg: It would make me really really happy 😁😁
yourusername: i couldnt give less of a shit about your happiness lando
oscarpiastri: See? She’s a horrible friend, me on the on the hand would never be so mean to you.
yourusername: you told lando he looks like big bird two days ago?
user5: for two people who hate each other, they sure do talk a lot…
danielricciardo: Why do they even hate each other so much? 🙄🙄
lando.jpg: Oscar spilled his drink on y/n the first time they met. He refused to apologize. she refused to forgive him.
yourusername: you forgot to mention that my shirt was $300 😐😐
oscarpiastri: FIRST OFF who in their right mind buys a 300 HUNDRED DOLLAR SHIRT???!?!? and SECOND OFF, IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!!! I refuse to apologize for something that wasn’t on purpose.
yourusername: this is why your mom loves me more.
oscarpiastri: She does NOT.
nicolepiastri: …
oscarpiastri: MUM????
yourusername: i know that’s right.
user6: oscar and y/n would be so cute together if they stopped being so IMMATURE
user7: they should just #kissandmakeup
user8: me patiently waiting for the enemies to lovers 🧍♀️
user9: you’re going to be waiting a LONG time…
charles_leclerc: I think it’s time to give up on the idea them being friends mate 😢
lando.jpg: I SAY WHEN ITS TIME
user10: charles is just sick of getting caught in the crossfire 😭
user11: OMG IM NOT THE ONLY ONCE WHO NOTICES THAT ???😭😭😭
user10: NOO I DID TOOO!! it’s like every time oscar and y/n are having a glare-off charles somehow ends up right in between them
user11: AND THEN HE JUST STANDS THERE LIKE 🧍♂️
maxverstappen1: Just lock them in a room and let them fight it out 🤷
lando.jpg: Wait a damn minute…
yourusername: LANDO NO.
oscarpiastri: Absolutely not.
— y/n has posted new photos!
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yourusername: p2, and now movie night in max’s movie theater <33
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user12: cutting oscar out of the photo is DIABOLICAL WORK 😭😭
user13: oh to be y/n l/n :((
user14: y/n is literally living the DREAM
user15: the way y/n made SURE you could see that she cut oscar out of the photo
yourusername; i have no idea what you’re talking about ?? 😓😓
oscarpiastri: Get off your phone and watch the movie 🙄
yourusername: stop staring and me and watch the movie 🙄
user16: clock it y/n!!!!!
landonorris: Did you really have to crop out oscar?
yourusername: yes!
user17: landos trying so hard 😞
user18: they’re all having a movie night 😞😞😞 ??
user19: I SHOULD BE THERE 💔💔💔💔💔
maxverstappen1: This movie is so funny!!
yourusername: it’s brokeback mountain?
maxverstappen1: And it’s hilarious! 😂
user20: MAX WATCHING BROKEBACK MOUTAIN ??!?!??
user21: max thinking brokeback mountain is funny is so him ??
charles_leclerc: This movie is so sad 💔💔💔
yourusername: yeah charles we all see you crying :(
user22: charles crying over brokeback mountain is SO HIM !!
user23: is everyone just in there phones during the movie?? 😭😭
oscarpiastri: Nope! just she who should not be named 🤷
yourusername: the unoriginality is disgusting!!
maxverstappen1: I’m going to, as the kids say, expose everyone. @/oscarpiastri has not stoped staring at y/n all night.
maxverstappen1: @/yourusername hasn’t stopped staring at a photo oscar on her phone.
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maxverstappen1: @/landonorris has eaten 2 whole pizzas.
maxverstappen1: @/charles_leclerc is crying like a baby.
maxverstappen1: @/danielricciardo keeps awkwardly laughing at the worst moments.
maxverstappen1: @/georgerussell63 keeps taking photos of his abs
maxverstappen1: @/lewishamiliton is secretly wiping away his tears
maxverstappen1: @/alex_albon has been whining about missing ‘his lily’ all night
maxverstappen1: @/carlossainz has gotten up to pee 10 times in the past HOUR
maxverstappen1: And @/logansargent has been hugging a teddy bear for the past 2 hours.
maxverstappen1: That’s what you ALL GET for not having MOVIE THEATER ETIQUETTE AND BEING ON YOUR PHONES.
yourusername: damn okay….
alex_albon: Can you go get me my jacket in the closet? I’m kinda cold 🥶🥶
yourusername: yeah sure? 😭
user24: something’s brewing..i can feel it.
landonorris: @/oscarpiastri Can you go get me my beanie in the closet? My ears are cold
oscarpiastri: Yeah sure
— 3 minutes later!
— 7 minutes later!
— 2 hours later!
— y/n has posted new pictures!
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yn.jpg: max’s door didn’t stand a chance against MY muscles 💪(ft, jimmy the cat♡♡)
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user25: oscar in the likes?????
user26: wait a minute…
maxverstappen1: Don’t worry i won’t make you pay for it 😚
yourusername: you locked me in a room with oscar. i wasn’t paying either way.
maxverstappen1: FINE. 😒😒😒
user27: did she just…say oscar name?
user28: in the whole YEAR oscar and y/n have known each other, y/n has NEVER said his name WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
user29: something happened in that closet
landonorris: Hello, I am Lando Norris, and I would like to publicly apologize for locking my dear friends (especially Y/n) in a closet. It was stupid and inappropriate of me. I hope to gain back their forgiveness.
user30: did y/n make you do this?
landonorris: No… (yes pls help she’s locked me in my room and won’t let me out)
yourusername; i’ll let you out once you’ve learned your lesson.
oscarpiastri: Nice kitty.
yourusername: thanks!
georgerussell63: Um, what the fuck is this?
charles_leclerc: Maybe management took over Oscar’s account?
oscarpiatari: No? It’s me?
charles_leclerc: Oh! Then what the fuck is this?
user31: something DEFINITELY happened in that closet. why are oscar and y/n actually being civil????
landonorris: I don’t know but it’s scary.
yourusername: do i have to confiscate your phone too?
landonorris: No! Sorry i’m learning my lesson 😞
carlossainz: Hahaha 😂 Lando is such a loser
yourusername: do i have to take your phone to carlos? 🤨
carlossainz: NO, no i’m sorry 😔
user32: is it finally happening?…the enemies to lovers we all wanted 💔💔
user33: your telling me landos plan actually worked and y/n and oscar are being civil now ??
user34: dare i say…oscar and y/n would be a cute couple
danielricciardo: Why are you and Piastri being cool with each other?
yourusername: isn’t this what you all wanted??
danielricciardo: Yeah…I guess we did…didn’t we?
landonorris: I KNEW IT WOULD WORK!!
yourusername: you’re still in trouble, come give me your phone.
landonorris: Okay 😞
— oscarpiastri has posted new photos!
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oscarpiastri: Second date, kinda nervous. (She taught me that)
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landonorris: Second date and already making it instagram official? You’re so whipped 😒
oscarpiastri: Didn’t you want us to get along better?
landonorris: Yeah, GET ALONG, not GET TOGETHER 😒😒
user35: GET TOGETHER??? EXCUSE MEEEE
user36: THE ENEMIES TO LOVERS!!! IT HAPPNED IT FUCKING HAPPENED. FUCK EVEYONE WHO TOLD ME I WAS DELUSIONAL FOR SAYING THIS WOULD HAPPEN. GUESS WHO WAS RIGHT?? ME! I WAS!
user37: did i just step into a parallel universe where y/n and oscar are dating? because what the actual fuck is going on
maxverstappen1: 😨.
user38: SEE!! EVEN MAX IS ASTONISHED
user39; the period after the emoji is KILLING ME 😭😭
georgerussell63: Is that Y/n????? @/charles_leclerc
charles_leclerc: No? It can’t be?
yourusername: it is
charles_leclerc: AHHHHHHH
georgerussell63: AHHHHHHHH
user39: we did it ladies and gentlemen…after one whole year, the enimies to lovers has finally happened 🥲🥲🥲
landonorris: WE??? NAH BABY ME!! ALL ME!!
yourusername: heart heart
maxverstappen1: 🤨
lewishamilton: 🤨
georgerussell63: 🤨
landonorris: 🤨
logansargent: 🤨
charles_leclerc: 🤨
schecoperez: 🤨
danielricciardo: 🤨
carlossainz: 🤨
yukitsunoda0511: 🤨
fernadoalonso: 🤨
totowolff: 🤨
mclaren: 🤨
yourusername: OMG HE BOUGHT ME A REPLICA OF THE SHIRT HE RUINED, I FORGAVE HIM OKAY???
user40: only the seconds date and he’s already posting her?? oh he’s obsessed.
oscarpiastri: Well, yes!
user41: 3 days ago they hated each other so much ??? what happened ???
yourusername: i’m a really good kisser
user42: DO YOU GUYS TGINK THEY KISSED IN THE CLOSET???
user43: maybe we do have lando to thank…
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