Reblog If You ARE AN ELF, SUPPORT ELVES, Or KILLED THE ARL’S SON AT HIS OWN FRATBOT PARTY BECAUSE HE’S

Nicknames For The Romantic Poets

-Mary “Original Goth Queen” Shelley

-Percy “Thinks Byron’s weird but is going to go with it anyway” Shelley

-Lord “Totally wants Percy to notice his bisexual ass” Byron

-William “Call Me Turdsworth One More Time” Wordsworth

-John “Small bean, Please Protect” Keats

-Samuel “Lowkey Gay For Wordsworth” Coleridge

Tenn: Is this the guy Clem said she’d marry?

James: …

James: Clementine, can I talk to you in private please?

Clem: Sure.

James: I’m gay.

why would Jon join the fucking NIGHTS WATCH when there are NO MORE THREATHS beyond the wall, NO MORE MEN to command and the biggest fucking thingof all this coctail of fuckery,

THEY DONT HAVE A FUCKING WALL TO BEGIN WITH

BITCH

You can’t convince me that Essek’s levitation trick wasn’t partially inspired by Verin growing a few inches taller than him and that being unacceptable. That’s some older sibling energy if I’ve ever seen it.   

beauyasha + fjorester friend support 

university is ALSO just *goes to bathroom* *stress cleans to avoid homework* *buys on sale bread* *peace sign in mirror while bawling your eyes out at 3am* *always has a cold* *glasses r fogged up* *granola bars* *falls asleep in class* *does laundry* *staples something* *takes an ibuprofen* *listens to the same song for 3 days straight* *no free seats at the library*  *checks phone to see how long until class ends but forgets to actually look at the time* *naps* *regrets nap* *microwaves something* *has crisis about major* *contemplates dropping out every other week* *buys toilet paper*

Brooklyn Nine-Nine characters as D&D classes/races

Jake: human fighter (who is probably based entirely off that main guy from die hard)

Boyle: dwarf cleric

Amy: elf wizard

Rosa: half orc rogue

Gina: tiefling warlock

Holt: human paladin (possibly a self insert being a black gay man in a position of power)

Terry: DM (he’s a writer and knows fantasy tropes and stuff he’d be a great DM) 

feel free to add on with other suggestions/headcanons!!

“He ignores you, but you like him. He does nothing yet you fall for him. You miss him, but he never thought about you”

-unknown

For all my writers struggling with weaponry of the sword variety.