So Because I’m Dragon Age And Sanders Sides Trash I Thought It Would Be Fun To Do A Crossover! And

The Romantic Poets as people at my apartment complex

Blake: The old guy on the first floor who covers all his windows with newspaper and paints all his terra cotta pots bright red. He’s never spoken to me or anyone else, to my knowledge, but he’s been there longer than anyone. On a different level entirely.

Wordsworth: The next door neighbor with the most beautiful patio in the complex. He’s got all kinds of beautiful plants that are healthy, no matter how much everyone else’s are dying. Very chill, but don’t cross him. Has been here forever and has been known to get salty with the management when a repair takes too long.

Coleridge: That one guy a couple years back who we all thought had died because his mail was piling up outside his door, but as it turned out, he was really just asleep for two whole days (?????) and felt really bad for making everyone worry. Wherever he is, I hope he’s alive.

Byron: That young professional guy who broadly hinted that he had had sex on top of one of the washing machines in the laundry area, but wouldn’t say which one. (He may or may not have been messing with me.) Never seemed to work, but dressed really well and took Ubers everywhere. Actually pretty funny, but I wouldn’t want to go on a trip with him or anything. Sat on the balcony smoking a hookah.

Shelley: The friendly, yet constantly disheveled upstairs neighbor who worked for a local nonprofit and was always playing records at weird hours of the night. Walked very loudly and sang in the shower. Every night at approximately eight o’clock he’d laugh a singular laugh at something (”HA!”) and then he’d go to bed. He was pretty cool, just odd. Down for Nazi-punching.

Keats: That male nurse on the far side of the complex who snuck in a cat a couple years ago and probably has like a squillion of them now. Has one plant that is struggling for survival, but he’s doing his best with it. Always seems nice, but is low key intimidating. Has names for all the raccoons who forage in the dumpsters, and can be seen checking out the furniture that people discard.

Dowoon is the confident icon we all deserve and love. That is all.

I did this at midnight excuse how dark it is I’m just EXCITED

This is the first time I’ve ever been able to wear the jacket since I started it in 2018 I’m fully crying over here 😭

Yasha: Oh, your unicorns are real?

Jester: Of course they’re real. You guy think I’ve been talking about fake shit this whole time?

Rest of the M9 who didn’t believe in the Traveler until they saw him:

So just to be clear…

Jon ends up exactly where he started except sadder (somehow?)

Westeros is supposed to accept that the two monarchs are both Starks.

And Arya is Christopher Columbus off to “discover” the new world?

Can’t believe it’s been two years...

It’s hard to be positive looking at the state of the kpop industry lately, but hopefully soon our spring will come.

♥ ♥ ♥ You did well, Jonghyun, and you will always be loved  ♥ ♥ ♥

Some people : DA2 sucks because it wasn't as dark as DAO.

Me : *was traumatized by the death of my sister/brother in the beginning of DA2. And put on PLS by the psycho blood mage trying to fuck a zombie made with severals dead ladies, including my mom*

This may be because I'm a homosexual, but I would very much like to learn how to fight with a sword.

You can’t convince me that Essek’s levitation trick wasn’t partially inspired by Verin growing a few inches taller than him and that being unacceptable. That’s some older sibling energy if I’ve ever seen it.   

A Snowball Fight

+ bonus cuteness: