Latest Posts by lavenderhayes12 - Page 6

Been making Kid Pirate emotes for discord. Kid's is old, but he belongs with his crew. Got a bunch more to do too ( * w * )9

[ordering from a new york city deli]

hi, um, can i get a man?

yeah, man, awright. tits or no tits?

no tits. and, uh, hold the top surgery scars.

hold the- AY TONY! WE GOT A MAN WITH NO TOP SURGERY SCARS?

[voice from back] A MAN WITH TITS?

NAH, NO TITS, NO SCARS.

[voice from back] NO TITS AND NO SCARS? WHAT IS THIS GUY, FUCKIN’ STUPID?

YOU HEARD TONY GO GET OUTTA LINE

Le temps est bon

Le ciel est bleu

Pourquoi traduire des memes anglais quand on a mieux

JAIME WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE US LIKE THAT 😭😭😭😭😭

Normalest conversation in loguetown harbor

Butler! Fetch me my going out pronouns.

C'est donc ça le multivers??

Paris Olympics opening ceremony really said egalité fraternité bisexualité

Emmanuel Macron is refusing to name a prime minister among the leftist majority before mid-august because he doesn't want the left to lead during the Olympics 😂😂😂 I'm about to commit atrocities 😂😂😂

me at netflix rn:

I would never slut shame, I only slut encourage

if the esteban to haas rumours are true then haas is gonna be the lankiest team on the paddock. the sheer amount of noodle limb that ollie and esteban would have combined would eliminate all competitors

commentators whenever there’s an Australian being affected by team orders:

I noticed a trend in French fandoms

REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

please look at this graffiti my sister saw in paris

Le french side de Tumblr parle d'Aziraphale et de Crowley, mais on parle clairement pas assez du fait que si Aziraphale habitait en France, il serait bestie avec Joséphine Ange Gardien

envoyer tweet

aren't you a bit old to be thirst posting like this tho?? 🤧

catch me thirst posting on my deathbed the grind never stops

just so my mutuals know, some of the stuff I reblog is for you specifically. good luck figuring out what.

Honestly, no one is doing it like Vinsmoke Sanji. He's royalty. He's homeless. He's a convicted criminal. He is a damsel in distress. He's a knight in shining armor. He takes down the Government at 10 am then makes a Bouchée à la reine from scratch at 11. He has the empathy of a buddhist monk in the Himalayas. He will beat up a 90 year old. He has never given a fuck, he cant sleep at night cz of how much he cares. He is a ballerina. He sets his legs on fire. He is a slut. He is a virgin. He is a feminist He is a pervert. He's a fashion icon. He wears Alexander McQueen suits to the beach. He has never known happiness. God has personal beef with him.

sorry for picking up your online speech patterns. I liked them.

No, no, that's my hyperfixation in-law twice removed on my mutuals side.

a character being tragic does not preclude them from being a clown, a loser, evil, a bitchass punk, and/or someone who needs to get their shit rocked

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

man if i could shapeshift the stimming potential would be Unlimited

update the french president still has not agreed to let the left form a new government despite the new popular front coming first in parliamentary elections 3 days ago (and the constitution stating that if the party with the msot seats in parliament isn't the presidential party, the president must name a new prime minister from this party to form a enw government) - he wants to wait until the country's more "stable" (he's the one who called for new elections for no reasons despite knowing it might lead to him governing with a prime minister from the far right but apparently one from the left is worse) so he's refused the resignation of his current prime minister (who resigned according to constitutional and national tradition since the presidential party lost this election). many members of his party and even government are saying they'd oppose a government with members of the left or they'd refuse to work with them and they're acting like they're still the majority 🙃🙃🙃 this is fine it's not like we're supposed to be a democracy where votes and elections' results are to be respected and the leaders are chosen by the citizens or whatever

edit: he just published an open letter saying "no one won" (technically no party came close to the majority but the left front still has a lead) and that all the political forces that are republican should work towards forming a new plural majority"... I have no words he's forcing the parliament to rearrange itself because he doesn't want to risk having a leftist government

Hollande tellement ce type de daron à dire "Je te connais comme si je t'avais fait." Et effectivement